“I have a Lamborghini and I've got a big wall.” Richard Moriarty has a 1974 Lamborghini installed on his wall and we can see how it's done (see here).

Gene Scott loves Australia (I miss Gene) *youtube link - nsfw*

Wyphanwae's gripes. Wifey's been gripin, as usual, on this Mum's day stuff. She reckons the "Damned Whores and God's Police" attitude's still goin strong (& it better not start up in our house, or else) Pointed me in the direction of this Bulletin story. Wifey's got a brain like a whip & a mouth to match & I reckon I'm bloody lucky but if I buy her flowers or chocs, she cuts me off for the rest of the month. Reckons she wants power tools cozza bein more 'meaningful'. Eh? Wot?

CHEESE! How to get your man to fall at your feet.

The President of the United States of America Addresses the nation. (Video - Quicktime) And in WMV format. Transcript inside ► more inside

Grolar Bear! But why did they have to shoot it?

Unexpected images: a water-damaged camera produces images of wonder and colour. more inside

Minimalist Techno Kittens. This is so cool. Make your own minimalist techno with whacked out kittens. Requires Flash and sound. more inside

Bush Was Right! (embedded video) Yeah, baby! Killer rock music with a neocon flair! Democracy is on the way / Hittin' like a tidal wave / All over the Middle East / Dictators walk with shakin' knees more inside

The effect of porn on male fertility. One of the things I love about modern academia is imagining how some people pitch their proposals. Imagine, if you will, explaining that you plan on proving, with SCIENCE, whether watching FFM or MMF porn leads to more rampant fertility. (SFW)

KANPAI~~ Tokyo/Kanagawa Meetup! A special Monkey is dropping by the Land of the Rising Sun at the end of this month - and I was being thinking it might be fun to get together for a session of sake and frivolity. more inside

An art gallery in LA hosts a collection of art inspired by old video games. Other works in the collection include No One Wants To Play Sega With Harrison Ford and Donkey Kong's Last Supper. The WaPo's tech blogger blogs about it here. more inside

Gas Groaners. Gas up and get down.

New family of primates found? A rare and reclusive African monkey discovered last year is believed to belong to an entirely new family of primates - the first such find for 83 years.

Nice kitty! Beavers, Wolves, and Bison . . . OH MY. . . and oh, by the way, there really is life on mars.

Thermodynamics, Psychology, Chemistry Of Love (Warning- Bad webpage design ahead!)

East Bay Bowl-Up I'm having a get-together for my birthday, to do some bowling... anyone wanna come? Sunday, May 28, 2PM. Cost is $16 per person for lanes and pizza, shoes are not included. If you don't want to bowl, I will be having people over to my house after, around 430. more inside

King Tut's Schlong, Long Thought Gone, There All Along! Turns out, just not so long.

The Daily Kitten You are powerless to resist. via MeFi

Curious George the Armchair Traveller We learn a lot about other people's cultures through the movies, and no doubt, we're all way off. So tell us, what are the movies that best portray your country and the people who live there? more inside