How to Shave a Squid AKA LA MoFi Meetup Pix My head is cold.

Mr. Woo juggles a soccer ball. More here. (Both WMV) more inside

Destruct-o-Match is an insanely addictive flash game for this slow, slow Saturday morning. (You don't have to login, just hit the play button.)

finding lost friends I was looking for some fellow monkeys,from years gone by,rememember when we all had hair!

easter is cancelled! [possibly NSFW...definitely NSF small children]

Last call for the London MoFi/MeFi meetup... 6pm-ish today, The Fitzroy Tavern, Charlotte St, fairly near Tottenham Court Road tube. more inside

Curious George - Automated labels and postage? Ok. I got the final pricing in and have started the printing of the T shirts. They should be done in a week or two. I'm gonna need all the LA monkey's help doing a "t shirt envelope stuffing meetup" soon. Which leads me to my question. Does anyone have experience in doing a mass mailing of this nature? more inside

YUB NUB more inside

1) Choose Life. 2) Add To Cart. The ad oddly describes the Save Terri Schiavo Teddy Bear ($18.99) as a "cutie" that will "put a smile on someone's face." Too perky? You might prefer a tote bag, t-shirt, mug or throw pillow ($14.99 and up). Or Terri as Joan Of Arc Cufflinks ($9.95). Or... more inside

Curious George: Shipping large items. My best pal just bought a great co-op in this wonderful building, that's the good news. The complicated news is, she's like to ship her dining-room table and chairs back to her parents as she doesn't have room for it. Any ideas on how to go about doing that fairly reasonably? They live about 450 miles away.

Curious George: Digital Voice Recording Transcription Is there software that will take a WMA digital voice recording file and turn it into a txt or doc file? more inside

Come to Asheville, Meet Mefi/Mofi types. Moonbird & I have planned an Asheville meetup - Friday, April 8, 5ish, at the Flying Frog Cafe. Even if you don't live here you should come for this. SEE the mountains! DRINK the beer from one of our many fine microbrewerys! LISTEN to the bluegrass! And spend a few hours drinking & talking with the WNC mefi/mofi contingent. Y'all better post or we'll get appalachian on your ass. ;-) See you there!

Curious George; windupornot. Baptist Creation Science Fair I can't decide. Are these people for real ... or is it a very sophisticated piss-take. Let's have a vote! (via B3ta.com) more inside

Graf do Brasil Brazilian graf artist Zezão is doing some amazing underground art. No, really.

MoFi/MeFi Meetup in Philly! Sunday April 10th. Standard Tap 5pm The time makes is good if any Mofites want to come down from NY, DC, Harrisburg or Atlantic City. More Inside more inside

The Straight Girl's Guide to Sleeping with Chicks

Defy gravity in the comfort of your own home!

Pop quiz! Guess the group from their picture. (Direct link to Excel download) more inside

Curious, George: Cookies Part II. A long time ago I wondered why my MoFi cookie disappeared so easily. Now I can't figure out why Firefox refuses to auto-log-in when my cookie does disappear. more inside

D.E.B.S. This film about schoolgirl super spies opens on Friday (and it's pure campy fun). In the same vein as Charlie's Angels, Aeon Flux or Kill Bill, it deviates from those in that it explores a lesbian relationship between one of the spies and their enemy. Will mainstream conservatism kill the film before it has a chance?