July 21, 2004

• Arrrrgh, sorry Monkeys! That was supposed to be (More Inside)
• Libra, Aquarius rising, moon in Capricorn, Chinese year of the Tiger.
• )O O(
• Libra, year of the dragon.
• I want to know everyones blood type.
• The Ram. Year of the Cuddly Bunny.
• Gemini, Aries rising, Moon in Libra. Chinese year of the - wait for it - Monkey!
• Pisces.
• Badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom! Snake!
• Sagittarius, rabbit. But pocket protector is the best.
• Sagittarius.
• Crouching bovine hidden tiger... ... Taurus born in the year of the Tiger
• Gemini, Scorpio rising, Moon in Pisces, Year of the Cuddly Puppy.
• Kelpy or Water Horse. = Gemini. Does this mean Doomed to Double Post?
• Lots of Geminis. That explains a lot.
• Aries here.
• Born under a Coco-Cola sign. (Mom had a short labor) Sun and Rising sign in Sagittarius, Moon in Scorpio, Wood Horse.
• Scorpio, scorpio, scorpio, Dragon. I have, actually, scorpio affects in 6 houses. What does this mean? (other than nothing): I quote (from the American Association of Astrologers website, the other AAA): "Scorpios are the most intense, profound, powerful characters in the zodiac...often with strangely hypnotic personality. Even when they appear self-controlled and calm there is a seething intensity of emotional energy under the placid exterior" so boo-yah. You know youse is jealous.
• Gemini, year of the COCK!! I mean, rooster.
• Pisces, Year of the horse.
• Gemini, I'm thinking now might well be the sign of the Jabberwock*. *who came whiffling through the tulgey wood and burbled as it came O why does Teniel have to dress it in a waistcoat?! It probably carried a watch in there, too, poor unfortunate, which its dear papa gave it when it was out of short trousers. /Fetch me my gag! For this bee writ in Magdelen mode.
• Scorpio. Also see user name.
• Libra, Year of the Sheep. Boring.
• Leo, year of the Horse. Type O
• You are collecting personal information to sell it to unscrupulous corporations don't you Blue?
• way to go, Zemat. You scared everyone off!
• I'm a Contrarian.
• Libra, year of the MONKEY. Moon rising in hippopotamus, Saturn condescending over delicate oak flavours and a honeyed nose. Goat fragile. Librans are highly diplomatic, balanced in their opinions, well adjusted and rampantly bisexual. They like delicate oak flavours. Goat fragile. Bashi rampant.
• Taurus. Year of the Boar. Yeah, that's right. You don't want to mess with me.
• Leo. Wood Tiger. (meow!) Moon in Libra. Seeking an Aries or Aquarius. Hehe. ;D
• Slow Children
• I am ox cancer, bane of Tauruses and other oxeny things. I'm pretty sure it was the Chinese horoscope that turned me off of astrology. I was six or seven, and ONE YEAR AWAY from being Tiger! So I was like, screw this.
• Cancer, Year of the Dog.
• Gemini, very much so. Year of the Fire Dragon (read the part about "wrecks more havoc". Yeah). Surlyboi, play fair *pout* enquiring fans wanna know!
• Furiousdork, you mean u wanna be me?
• Awww, ok. But only for you, Alnedra. Gemini Boar.
• Okay can we just all agree that I'm the prettiest boy in all of monkeyfilter? I don't mind competition, and I know it's not an accomplishment, but I think that should be my role in this community. See my livejournal for the official ActuallySettle vanity wallpaper! SELF LINK!! P.S. I'm a pisces as I'm sure many of you had guessed as if it means anything. Does it? o< quack I'm also a duck.
• I'm a Gemini too. Year of the...rat (boo!) I am unpredictable, crafty, distant, restless, egotistical, gossipy, and inconsistent. But at times I can be kind, considerate, witty, entertaining, versatile, adaptable, spontaneous, intellectual, energetic, inquisitive, friendly, lively, and chatty.
• Virgo on the cusp of Libra, Ox, watercooler. Do born-again Christians take their signs from when they are born again?
• How the fuck do I find out what animal thingy I am? It was 1970, the year of Nostrildamus being born. Tell me that's something cool. Year of the drunkard, probably.
• *gives surlyboi banana bouquet*
• These slightly eye-watering pages gives you the years for the Chinese Zodiac. A general guideline is that if you are born in January or early February, use the previous year's zodiac animal, since the Chinese lunar year has not started yet. Nostril, you're a dawg. And dawgs don't get along with dragons. So stay away. *flourishes ten-foot pole*
• Nostril: I think you're Scorpio - secretive and sexy. Unless you'd prefer some other sign.
• Aquarius, year of the buffalo.
• And now, Nostrildamus, for the ghastly revelations of Chinese astrology concerning Dog people!
• you mean u wanna be me? I did when I was six or seven! I had a big tiger poster on my wall and everything. As for now... sure why not, I've been kinda depressed lately.
• *hands Zemat a banana milkshake "There, there, little Monkey." *pats ruffled fur into place "I won't hurt you." *backs away slowly, turns, mutters "Nasty, mangy, suspicious little bugger."
• Oh, yea. I'm type A neg--in case that flea-bag decides to bite me.
• Alnedra: What happened to your big hammer? Loan it to me will ya? I think I got a monkey on my back.
• MEN WORKING IN TREES
• No I'm not Scorpio but my wife is. But yes, I am secretive and most definitely sexy except for my tum which is getting too big. I said earlier on in the thread that I am Piscean. And I am quite typically Piscean, according to everything I've read about them. So I'm a dog, eh? Hmmm. Oh well, I suppose that's not too bad. /licks self
• Scorpio. Year of the Snake. Uh, woo hoo?
• Slow children playing. Oh, you meant zodiacal sign? Cancer. The crab. Go ahead. Laugh. Yeah. Real freakin' funny - my sign is a life-threatening disease or an undesirable infestation. Apparently, the universe has no love for me.
• Leo, Fire Dragon. I rule. At least, I think I do.
• Sorry, GramMa, 100-ton hammer's at the cleaners. It's dry-clean only. Had to borrow the pole from you, in fact.
• Gee, the Chinese one is so completely wrong, it's hilarious!
• *flea bag growls at BlueHorse* I'm an Aries from the year of the Ram. Double Jeopardy!
• Pisces, year of the Horse, O positive. Wanders off to bed (it is midnight) wondering just how sexy Nostril is. Decides my imagination will make him wildly sexy.;)
• umeboshi, tracicle, we ROCK!!!.
• I'm a Squirrel, with Ferret rising. I don't buy the whole "astrology" thing, unfortunately. My blood type is A positive, I'm an ENFP personality and I once dropped a cat off a flight of stairs to see if he'd land on his feet (I was only four at the time, and received a mighty spanking from my mom, if it's any consolation).
• sagattarian rat.
• Sagattarius. Year of the Horse.
• Gemini/Snake, which supposedly means I can talk the pants off anything while simultaneously juggling chainsaws and wandering off to stare at shiny objects. Only the shiny-object part is true, however.
• I'm an Aquarius with moon in Pisces and Taurus rising, year of the dragon. Which basically means I'm an intimidating and stubborn schitzophrenic who's really good at logistics.
• Taurus, born in the Year of the Rat. Rats are said to be imaginative, charming and very generous to those they love - although they do have a tendency to be quick-tempered and over-critical. They are supposed to make good writers, critics and publicists.
• Capricorn, year of the Rooster
• Lots of Geminis. That explains a lot. posted by shinything at 10:45PM UTC on July 21 Okay, it's not just our imaginations. I tallied it up, based on the responses so far: Aries: 3 (middleclasstool, mad_maenad, Zemat) Taurus: 3 (ramix, Ms. Vader, Mickey) Gemini: 9 (Bluehorse, ambrosia, shinything, beeswacky, koko, alnedra, surlyboi, The Onanist, Wurwilf) Cancer: 4 (squeak, furiousdork, mojo_jojo, drivingmenuts) Leo: 3 (minda25, umeboshi, tracicle) Virgo: 1 (dj) Libra: 4 (squidranch, camel of space, wendell, flashboy) Scorpio: 3 (ilyadeux, metalmonkey, Wolfgang) Sagittarius: 5 (path, sullivan, Zedediah, dirtdirt, shawnj) Capricorn: 1 (RXR) Aquarius: 2 (bratcat, Kimberly) Pisces: 4 (nostrildamus, shotsy, ActuallySettle, Darshon) So either we Geminis are attracted to online forums where we can exchange ideas and chat with lots of different people (gee, ya think?) or we just like talking about ourselves. (Or both.) I was just about to say "And where the heck are all the Capricorns?" when RXR showed up. Whew! and yes, I am procrastinating something fierce today.
• I am also a Libra in the Year of the Dragon.
• Capricorn Tiger
• I like talking about myself.
• Libra (Gemini Rising) from the Year of of the Water Ox.
• Oh yes, and as most of you probably remember, babies born this year get the sign of the Wood Monkey!
• Ambrosia: Whew! For a minute there, I was really scared that you were exhibiting some un-Twin-like tendency toward tidyness and organization, but it turned out to be just the usual obsessive/compulsive counting thing along with procrastination. Carry on, good Gemini! Wurwulf: As a Gemini/Snake I can't say that I've ever tried to juggle a chainsaw, but I did talk the pants off Mr. BlueHorse once, and we ....oooh, look, a shiny thing! *picks it up, points at Zemat, jumps up and down oook oook, OOOK, OOOK *tries to give him shiny thing
• Cancer, Rabbit A fluffy bunny with a hard protective shell?
• *waves at dg* Virgo: 2 (dj and Space Kitty)
• oh no, late to the party!!! another cancer here!
• jim_t is busy, but he's a cancer. The only explaination I can find about why it works out between is that his mother is an Aquarius and she trained him to be tolerant. And actually, I'm a relief compared to her so I think that's actually it. And Space Kitty's moon is in Aquarius which is why we get along. Ordinarily I have a hard time with Virgos.
• (insert an "us" before the "is" and that sentence makes infinitely more sense)
• I wonder if pete_best is a gemini. Or if at least one them is.
• Libra/Scorpio cusp. Year of the Monkey. Native American zodiac Sign of the Crow. Celtic zodiac sign is The Ivy. I'll stop now. ;)
• Libra, Year of the Goat. That last part explains some things, lemme tell ya.
• The smell, or the horniness? *runs away*
• For the Chinese Zodiac so far: Rat - The onanist, dirtdirt, Mickey = 3 Ox - dj, bratcat, BearGuy (water) = 3 Tiger - squidranch, ramix, umeboshi (wood), blogRot = 4 Rabbit - middleclasstool, path, sangsaengnim = 3 Dragon - camel of space, ilyadeux, tracicle (fire), Kimberly, mynamehere, Alnedra (fire) = 6 Snake - Flagpole, Wolfgang, Wurwilf, BlueHorse = 4 Horse - beeswacky (water), zedediah (wood), minda25, Darshon, shawnj = 5 Goat - wendell, Zemat, Fes = 3 Monkey - ambrosia, Metal Monkey (metal)(insert "duh" here), flashboy, Christophine = 4 Rooster - Koko, RXR = 2 Dog - shinything, Mojo_jojo, Nostrildamus = 3 Pig - MsVader, surlyboi = 2 Dragons win! *blows tooters* yep, also procrastinating something awful...
• Hmmm... hubby's a Leo, Snake (fire). I'm a Leo, Horse (earth). I think this might be dangerous. If you, you know, believe in that kinda stuff. *looks at hubby, smiles nervously*
• Native Zodiac= OTTER PEOPLE Friendly, unconventional, independent, & dynamic Positive Traits: Inventive, reforming, & perceptive Negative Traits: Unpredictable, rebellious, tactless & eccentric.... Celtic tree sign= Rowan tree Cool Links Christophine:)
• Well, according this page, Snake and Horse are supposed to get along, although I've read other assessments which claim that while not incompatible, a relationship between a Snake and a Horse requires some work to keep it going smoothly. But then again, that would be accurate for 90% of all relationships, wot?
• Yep, hubby and I are "strongly attracted to eachother" (thanks Alnedra!). :o) We definitely both love to have control, though, which can be interesting at times. I had heard somewhere snakes & horses didn't get along, but perhaps that was just a western movie I saw when I was a kid. How about you other monkeys? How do you match up with your S.O.s? Kimberly and I fessed up- your turn!
• Mike and I are both fire dragons (same year, born a whopping 11 days apart. He's a Cancer, though, which is why he's always crabby.
• Horse people get along with everyone except Rat people, supposedly -- (rats eat the grain horses crave, and what rats don't eat they foul -- it being the ratty way to mark the trail). Noble horses, however, usually forgive the Rats, because the Rat was the first of the animals to come at the Lord Buddha's call. And yes, we are now in the Land of Legend, folks.
• I'm a Gemini Metal Dog, Mister shinything is a Taurus Earth Rooster. Does that mean we're both weirdos?
• Not that there's anything wrong with that.
• Hubby and I don't match up at all, he is scorpio to my aquarius.
• scorpio monkey here, with a plug for free will astrology. You can't beat these prices!
• BlueHorse married Mr. Cancer the crabby. Water snake married to Earth rat. We've only been married thirty years, I'll let you know if we eventually decide we're compatible.
• If Fes, Zamat and I are the three billy goats gruff, who's the Troll?
• Zamat... *flea bag starts barking at wendell*