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February 28, 2008

How to build a Cardboard Spaceship - Snarfled from the blort

When I was a kid spaceships looked like this.

Now, get off my lawn...and turn that damn music down!

Heck, when I was a kid, we didn't have no fancy-schmancy cardboard rockets. We had an old refrigerator box that we decorated.

AND WE LIKED IT!

And we went into outer space barefoot and up hill. Both Ways!

Now there's a race for space,
we can cough blood on the moon
soon

Tomorrow is a drag, pops.

(When my kid is five, I will build her/him that very ship.)

I remember as a kid sending away for a cardboard Battlestar Galactica viper cockpit interior. 'Course I wasn't creative enough to build the exterior, so I just assembled it inside the woodbox.

How to build a garbage truck.

How to build a dildo.

I KNEW that bookmark would come in handy some day.

Heehee, buildo.

How to build a time machine.
posted by rocket88 at 4:20PM UTC on April 20, 2112


Whoah! That was weird!

Can't see the article without paying. Bummer

Here's another article from the same guy.

I got it from the future.

(Oh...and in the future, we have a preview button.)

The future, eh?

Don't tell me who wins The Apprentice.

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