December 25, 2007

• Silly TUM! Readers unknowingly comprehend themes. Unproven reasoning extinguished!
• elvish xylophone tinkerers intentionally neglect goading, unending instructions, such henpecking exacerbates demoralization.
• *golf claps* nice job!
• Don't excise my odd rationalizations along linear, indiscreet zones and torpid, insecure ontological nodes.
• Nice orbs do excite sexually
• Subsequently, each Xena ululation absolutely lost lasciviousness, y'know?
• Yes. Know now other warriors.
• We are really rather incredulous - overheard reindeer sleigh-bell.
• Seasonal loveliness! Echoes in grottoes, happy bustling elves' lively laughter.
• Lo! An underaged giant has taken Eric's reticule.
• Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
• Everyone meditate!
• *surmises that NuggetMaven has not RTFM*
• Received: toys, from mothers! (Merry Day-after Christmas, y'all. I'm stuck at work.)
• Mothers ostentatiously took heart, even recognizing Santa.
• Slice away new tissues, anatomist.
• All new archaeologists test opulent malachite in Silo Three.
• Those're human ribs! Ernie's endoskeleton!
• ectomorphic nymphs dance on stony karyatids, even letting elves take over nightly.
• don't know what's with all the elves...
• Nymphs invigorating g-spots have to lubricate, y'all.
• You're advocating labial lubrication?
• Ladies' undercarriage barely rubs if carefully attended to; ignore oil-advocating naughtiness.
• Never add used goods however tempted in near endless seasonal show
• Should have own weblog.
• bobboggis FTW! We endlessly blab! Loquacious oratorial grandiloquence!
• Grand Rapids (and North Dakota) irritate Londoners: Offer quicker usage engaging new consumer electronics!
• Electives listed every Chinese town - right or not, I chose Shanghai.
• Simians have another new game. Heartless, ape-like, interlopers!
• Intermittent narrative, topics evoked really lopsided. Oh, please: establish rational storylines!
• Such tales of rational yearning. Lost in narrative entropy, sir?
• Story? Invidious rumourmonger!
• Rare umbrage manifested over unwonted rumours! Must our narrative get even rarer?
• Relating a rare epic's required.
• Really? Even quidnunc's (usually) inspired rhetoric..? *exits discussion*
• Really, he exudes total oral (rhetoric included) confidence.
• Can oratorical novices find inspiration during essentially nonsensical commentary emanations? Hi. Back. Late for the party. I worked hard for a final word to substitute for my original idea "exercises" which would have been x-tremely tacky.
• Endless monologues ad nauseam are tiresome; I ought not sermonize.
• Surely everyone remembers my other night in zealous ecstasy?
• Eager chimps see that all simians yammer.
• Yes, although my mind evades, remembers.
• Remenisce, everyone! Memories effect many benefits; even remembered sorrow.
• Surely our recalled reverie's often wistful.
• What is sadder than failure? Unrequited lust.
• Lascivious urchins seek tiddlywinks.
• That is downright deception; larking youth will invariably need Kerplunk, stupid.
• So true. Unfortunately, people is dummies.
• D'oh! Unless mistaken, Monster is equally stupid.
• Some therapists understand playing in disguises.
• Deception, if seriously guileful, undermines intimacy, so eschew subterfuge.
• Such utter bullshit - there's every reason for utilising guile's effect.
• Environmental fans foresee ecological changes tomorrow.
• Today, oppressive moisture ('orrible rain, really) overshadowed Wimbledon.
• Weather: in Mississippi, blustery. Late evening, downpour over Nantucket.
• Nobody attempt new threads using cute kids - except tracicle.
• Torrential rain and crap: I can't look eastward.
• Expecting a storm; there's wind and raging downpour.
• Does other weather necessitate public outcry unless raging?
• Rain assessment gravely inaccurate. New gauge?
• Reykjavik 'as glacial ice, not graupel. (A chronic Cockney accent comes in 'andy.)
• (wouldn't that make you the Knickers Monster or the Bloomers Monster, if we said your name with a proper cockney accent?)
• Government auditors understand groveling, eh?
• Excellent haberdashery!
• I think you meant habedasher. "Has anyone been excited regarding drizzle and sleet?", his Evangeline recited.
• I'm sure I meant haberdashery, but carry on.
• It might have been a case of avoiding the dreaded terminal 'y', rocket Revelers eagerly carousing in tempests emerge damp.
• Damn! A monkey's peeved!
• Peevish evidence emphatically verified, excellent deduction!
• Dangerously elated, drunken Ugandan chimpanzees tackled intoxicated orangutan nymphettes.
• Now you're mentioning pretty heinous episodes, turning to excesses Sybaritic.
• So you bought a rickshaw? I think it's cute.
• Completely undress to enlighten.
• entice nubile librarians into graceless hedonism to extirpate narcissism.
• New acts rarely compose innovative songs: Spears is singing Madonna.
• Marie and Donny own nine Nirvana albums.
• Alpacas love biting unruly Mayan schoolkids.
• Some children hate osculating odorous llamas. "Kissing is dirty, students!"
• Small trattoria, usually delicious, except never the spaghetti.
• Stringy pasta always goes horrid - eat the tortellini instead.
• Iraqi ninjas stalk Taliban evildoers and deadbeats.
• Depressed, exasperated and definitely bewildered, Edgar Allen transcended symbolism. No. 8!? *contemplates the thought that this may be the first without the wonder of bees*
• Sing, young man! Bring on love's incandescence. Sing more! *misses bees terribly*
• Mellifluous orison rouses Epistrophia.
• Every personage I've seen, Tells romances of Pauline, Here in Aberdeen.
• A beautiful elfin redhead delights even egregious nitwits.
• notorious intellectuals taunt with indiscriminate, tactless sarcasm.
• Serious and real change: America's seminal moment.
• May Obama's message engender national triumph.
• To Ralph: I understand many prefer Hillary.
• sorry for the terminal y, it was unavoidable
• Hah. I lol'd like a randy yak.
• You amusing Katzenjammer!
• Kittens and toys zigzag endlessly; natural joy and much magnificent exercise results.
• Rickety elderly ships usually list to starboard.
• Sheesh, that's a real bugger; our armada's rather decrepit.
• Dedicated ensigns can repair everything, probably in tarpaulin.
• The admiralty rather prefers augmenting upholstery: looks impressively nautical
• Damn Erie Canal ruined everything pastoral, including trout.
• Oh, do keep up TUM! :p
• Navy's always using technical idiomatic cries: Ahoy, landlubber!
• Canal boats move slower.
• Land ahoy! Now don't let unleashing boat-bound boredom elicit ruckus.
• Rumpus underway! Crash! Ker-pow! Usual shoreleave...
• Safe haven over-run, riot ensues; lovelorn ensigns actuate VD epidemic.
• Every Pacific Islander's dangerous erotic malady is catching.
• Captain and the crew have inflamed, noisome genitalia.
• Gonads endangered: nuts in trouble and labia in agony.
• Arr,gonorrhoea's 'orrible; nastier'n yeast.
• You each 'ave serious troubles!
• That's right; our unmentionable bits look especially stricken.
• Such tawdriness really isn't conversationally kosher!!1! /easily nauseated
• Keep our sailors happy, efficient, rashless.
• Rum and sodomy have long enhanced saltiest seadog
• Surely each ailment deserves original grace?
• God rarely ameliorates cock-rot's effect.
• Except foreskin fungus; Econazole cures that.
• The hospitals aren't theist.
• The healthiest Episcopalian is Sam Thibodoux.
• Though his indefatigability brooks orthodoxy, dependent on unusual xenograft.
• Xerox's exciting new optical graphing rheostats are fine technology. and The Underpants Monster and Sam Thibodoux are both on my shitlist
• Tenacious echidnas create horrific, noxious odors; lemurs only generate yogurt. thanks for the terminal 'y' Wendell.... youse English/Colonial types can add in the 'h' if y'all like.
• Your orchestra's got untuned, rusty timpani.
• That is monstrous! Percussionist's a nasty ingrate!
• I'm not getting righteous about those endings.
• Ergo, new diversions increase Natasha's gaming skills.
• Something's kicking in Louis L'Amour's syllabus!
• So, you like L'Amour's adventure book, "Upturned Stagecoach?"
• Some titles are good except creative options are constantly hypercharged.
• Honey, your percussionist's evasively reading "Captain Hotpants" again: romantic giggles, erroneous drumming.
• Django Reinhardt's unparallelled musicianship manifests in "Nuages," gentlemen.
• Great entertainers' nuances taken lightly evoke mood enhancing nonsense.
• Normandy’s old Neufchâtels showcase effluvious “nose” singularly embodied.
• Enterprise mushrooming because our director is exceptionally dynamic.
• Damn, your new administrative manager inspires confidence.
• Confident orators never falter in doing eloquently nuanced communication extemporaneously.
• Entering Xia, Tangut empire, Mongol plunderers overthrew rulers and next established own unifying Sino-Mongol line: Yuan.
• *applauds* Your usual? Ale? Novocaine?
• No, our vintner only carries an incredibly nasty eggnog.
• Eh, gin's got nothing on grappa.
• Go rub a platypus' posterior, alright?
• And laughter roared in Greater Hollywood tonight!
• The Okapi neighed in Greener Happyfields tomorrow!
• The old man's old rhubarb rotted! Oh woe!
• What? Old elderberries?
• Eliot's little dalliance ended rather badly, ending romantic romps involving enraged Silda.
• She isn't like dear Ashley.
• And she has lawyers engaged, youbetcha.
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• Yes, old UnderpantsMonster betrayed everything the children had admired.
• Assuredly, draconian measures instituted recently exceed demands.
• Don't ever molest a newt, dear salamander.
• salamander ...roe Ride on elephants.
• (oh great... now the government's monitoring operation is gonna learn about this thread - because you know they're watching that other thread) Executive liars execute plans hoarding all nice things selfishly.
• Stalin entranced Leningrad, fomenting Industrial Socialism, haplessly losing Yugoslavia. Wendell, you seem rather fond of the terminal-y of late...
• Your unusual gastronomy offers strangeness like a vole in aspic.
• Aren't sweet potatoes involved? Curried?
• Cut up raw rutabagas is epicurean delight.
• Drivel enriches linguistic insights given hastily, tchah!
• Tibetans can has a homeland?
• Holy ones march eastwards, Llama advises no destruction.
• Does every story thoroughly rely upon circumstances told in other narratives?
• Not all - Ranier Rilke's admirable tome is very evenly structured.
• Students, totally reconstructed under current thought, unexpectedly really enjoyed Derrida.
• Doesn't every rarefied Rive-Gauche intellectual deploy arche-writing?
• Ardent revolutionaries can't handle existentialism? What rot! Is this 'intelligentsia' not gibberish?
• Gideon's "Inn Bible", barely examined, remained inside, stockpiling hymns.
• Have you made non sequiturs?
• See, everyone, quite understandably, is tallying up random sums.
• She used my scoop!
• She can organize operational parameters.
• Paradoxically, ardent revolutionaries also make efforts to embrace rationalist Spinoza.
• Strange prints - it's not our Zambian antelope.
• Anais Nin traveled extensively, leaving occasional poems everywhere.
• Extremely violent elephants roam widely, however everyone rejects extinction.
• Ebony xylophones' timbre is notably chilling, tones innately of necromancers.
• Nobody ever ccomes 'round our municipal auditorium now causing economic recession. Sad.
• Succinct, albeit depressing.
• Does EdArzakh's phrase renounce enjoyment? Succinct sadness is never good.
• Welcome, ThinksTwice! Gracious, our otter's daft!
• Did anyone frisk ThinksTwice? We must think about security... aw, whatever, come on in and play... just step through this metal detector.
• That's harsh; it's not kind suggesting ThinksTwice wants inspecting, conceals endangerment.
• Even nipple decorations alert naughty government employees. Reduce monkey endangerment now, Tracicle!
• I am delighted that your first two MoFi comments are in this thread, ThinksTwice. Makes me feel like we're accomplishing something important in here :-) The revolutionaries (ardent) can instill consuming, limitless enthusiasm.
• Even now, the highstrung Underpants speaks in a soft monotone.
• Many orangutans need onions- their olfactory node exploded.
• Even xanthocarpous plants leave odors, dude, especially dehydrated.
• Does everyone have your dried raisins and those energy drinks?
• Daily resolution: I'm NEVER kissing skunks!
• Some kooky users never know satisfaction.
• Satisfaction, at times, is simply following a craving to indulge... Oh, nicotine.
• Need I comment on tobacconists' interesting nasal effluvia?
• Eating flaccid fettuccini leaves upset viscera immediately assuaged.
• As she said, use a good emetic, disgorge.
• Did I say gorge, or rather, gluttonous engulfing?
• Eat nothing gross unless left famished in nasty greasyspoon.
• Grapefruit rinds, eggs and sausage? Yesterday's salmon pâté on old naan?
• Never ate any nectarines?
• Never ever consume that awful rotten imitation not edible stuff.
• Satan throws us fast foods.
• Fryups - or omelets - delighfully satiate.
• Sausages, albeit tofu, invoke a teatime ecstatic.
• Ethiopian coffee sipped thoughtfully and thoroughly is characterful.
• Caffeine helps awaken. Remember, Abiezer Coppe's "teatime ecstasy" requires fully unionized labor. It's 10 p.m. and I am googling "union sausages".
• Legumes, actually beets, offer riboflavin.
• Recently, I've been on five long acting vitamins, iron, niacin.
• Nitrogen is a component in niacin. I could not resist the nihilism of that.
• Nihilism is a component in Nietzscheanism.
• Nevertheless, I'll eventually turn Zoroastrian, so comprehending Hobbes, Epicurus, and Nietzsche isn't so meritorious.
• Monster emulated rocket88, imitating ThinksTwice's obviously redundant interpretation of Underpants' stuff.
• Sentences that Underpants fabricates: fantastic! TUM, your "Nietzscheanism" was brilliant. I got as far as "Z is for Zen" and gave up.
• Freakin' amazing nimbleness, TUM! All sincerest tributes I confer.
• Challenge of 'Nietzscheanism' faced, earning respect.
• Come on, now, folks - embarrasmment! Redfacedness!
• D'oh!
• Really... ever seen 'Preview?' Editing conveys thoughtfulness.
• Time has obliterated useless grief; hold then fast until love's new epiphanies, sad sweetheart.
• Stop wasting everyone's eating time. Here, eat a roasted tetrazzini. I aim to please.
• Traumatic events turned rocket88, alleged Zen Zoologist, into neurotic ignoramus!
• It gives no obvious relief and makes us stupid.
• Subtle terms unnecessarily produce insipid dissertations.
• Do I see some easily ripped tagline, Abiezer? That is obviously not so! MonkeyFilter: It gives no obvious relief and makes us stupid.
• Sweet observation!
• Oily bureaucrats seldom evoke reminiscences venerably; assuredly, they're inane or vacuous.
• Vapors, airborne, clog up our upper stratosphere.
• See, that's really a totally outrageous statement; please, high-stratum ether's rather esoteric.
• Emissions saturate our troposhpere, effectively rendering it carcinogenic.
• Cars and rigs cause inconvenient numbers of greenhouse emissions, normally including CO2.
• Crap oeuvre, 2Unlimited.
• 2Unlimited united Netherlands lyricists into mostly insipid technopop/Eurodance duet.
• Don;t underestimate European tribespeople.
• Theodore Roosevelt, I believe, expressed seriously pain every occasion people lost elephants.
• that should say SERIOUS not SERIOUSLY, which would make the grammatical construction about 50% less awful
• Egad! Ladies expect perfect hair and nice teeth?
• oops. forgot the terminal s.
• Egad! Ladies expect perfect hair and nice teeth? Shocking!
• She has often commented knocking Ivan's neoprene gumshield.
• Golden undimmed moonlight, shining hither in endless luminous delirium.
• Disgusting, evidently little Ivan really is unprincipled mountebank.
• May our unassuming new tenants expect better answers now, Kanga?
• Kept apart, neighbors grow affectionate.
• As for friends, even comrades, turn in our neighbourhood, apace to enemies.
• Effective necromancy eviscerates many ignominiously evil souls.
• Some older usages, Lanka's Serendip
• Sunday, ever restful, ends neighbourhood disputes in peace.
• Serendipity example, rejoice everyone, natural defence in penicillin
• Pleasant evenings need it: cool iced lemonade, lingering in nostalgia.
• Notice Ophelia? She's the (almost) last Goth in Aberystwyth.
• Ah, black eyeliner, rebellious youth's stalwart talisman. Welsh yuppies, take heed.
• Her eyes, Exuding darkness...
• Depressed and restless kids never escape stifling Swansea.
• She was a novice sailor, ever adrift.
• All day rudderless in fleet-flowing tiderace.
• The incompetent doctor erred, requiring a costly electrocardiograph.
• Excessively long entries cause the reader obvious consternation and rage. Doing it often generates reprimands and potential hospitalization.
• "Hospitalization" offers such possibilities. I treasure awkward letters (including "z"), and that is only natural.
• Not only that, up-scale responses are long-winded
• Lest others notice, garrulous Wendell includes nicely drawn elephants daily.
• D'oh! Already I love you.
• You overwhelm underlings.
• Usually, nobody desires early rising. Landagoshen, I need good sleep!
• Soft lullabies engulf enormous pillows.
• "People in long linen overcoats!" Wendell shouted.
• Stockholders have optimism, until the eventual downturn.
• Duelling otters wrestle needlessly, teaching us raw nervousness. Dow's oscillations: Worth nothing to us right now. Does our Wendell need that ugly red nose? "Dow opens with nicely timed upswing" (Reuters News).
• Nice epigram wrestling, son.
• Seriously? Our NOSE?
• Not only sensual, essential!
• Evergreen seeds sprout earthy, nubile trees in abundant laudation.
• Lilies and unblemished daisies abound today in overwhelming numerousness.
• "Numerousness", Underpants Monster eagerly replied. One understands such nonsense exudes scholarly syntax.
• See your nose through an X-ray.
• [Monkeyfilter: See your nose through an X-ray.]
• Xenophobes resist applying yarmulkes.
• Yeah, and racists making us, like, kill everyone! Shameful!
• Sweet harmonies and melodies express feelings (usually legato).
• Let's eventually get a trained oboist.
• Obviously, but our intermezzo sounds terrible.
• The entire repertoire's really incredibly bland, lacking entertainment.
• [Monkeyfilter: Not only sensual, essential!] Everyone note: the ending requires timpani and I need more "extra noisy" trombones.
• Tom realised ordinary musicians, bar one, needed extra swordfish.
• Sunday, Wendell offers real digital fingers in Sauce Hollandaise.
• Half of left leg, amputated, needed daily acupuncture, invigorating static endorphins.
• Each night descends owl-like, riding pinions, hunting. I never sleep.
• Soothing lullaby. Eyes -- eyelids. Peace.
• People everywhere are confusingly eccentric.
• Early cocks crow earlier now than recently; I'm concerned.
• Come on now, chums, early rising's not entirely deleterious.
• Daily entries lacking empathy, terse equivocations rambling insipiently: Online User synopsis.
• "So you're not offensive?" "Please, sister - I'm shocking."
• So hopelessly onanistic... please stop internal soliloquies?
• So hopelessly off-topic... could karma increase natural grace? shopsis? somehow i combined both previous sentences in my confuzzled brainz. apologies.
• Great review, a complete encomium.
• Each non-commissioned officer mustered in, unmistakably mutinous.
• Ecstatic naked cavorting on Mondays is undoubtedly Maenadic.
• eep! i can has preview button? Must Ursula take Ingrid near our uncle's sofa?
• Some orphans favor antidisestablishmentarianism. Save our free Arpanet.
• Apparently rethinking plan, author now eponysterically tinkers.
• Tremendous intellect needs knowledge, especially research studies.
• Shouldn't that Ursula debate include every sofa?
• Some offer furniture assembly.
• At summer sites every Mongol builds large yurt.
• Yet, Uruguayans relish tourism.
• TUM, only Uruguayans realise Indians smell marvellous!
• mumblemumble*tags!*mumble
• May arrives! Rampant vivacity! Exquisite life! Luscious odors! Undulating springtide!
• Some people regard interesting new goodies to invoke desirous emotions.
• Easter means only this: it's outdoor nookie season!
• Spring enables alfresco sex? Oh, nasty!
• Necking atop scenic turnoffs, yowzer!
• You only watch zoomorphic erotic reenactments, Rocket?
• ooops, that terminal rocket shouldnt be there
• I always ignore the terminal rocket Reliving erotic encounters near aesthetically classic terrain makes enthusiastic narcissists throb.
• The hedonism relieves our boredom.
• Bring on raw erotic days of May.
• Moaning and yelping.
• You expect lightheartedness; possibly I naturally grin?
• Get ready: intercourse nears.
• Not everyone appreciates rigorous sexing...
• Screwing extramurally, X-rated in Nature gangbang. Filth!
• Get a new girl/boy and naturally gallivant.
• Get a little loving in verdant arboretum, naughty treehugger.
• The really experienced eroticist has unusual garrulousness, generating exciting rapport.
• Returning after pastoral priapism, our roisterer's tumescent.
• The undulating movements enflame such concupiscence every nerve trembles.
• To relearn English, Merriam's blessed lexicon elucidates sprachgefuhl.
• Sporting Prada raincoat and Chanel handbag, Gucci executive frolicked under hedonistic luxuries.
• languid undines x-ray undulent rays in empirical studies.
• Seems The Underpants Dude is enjoying schadenfreude.
• Spätzle came heavily, atop dampfbuchteln equally neu; fried rotewurst eaten upon die Eifelautobahn.
• Even in Franfurt, everyone loves Austria's urbane talk, operas, bakeries, and hot nightlife.
• Nerds in Germany have the least interesting friends ever.
• Even virginal ewes retch.
• Regurgitating ewes? That's classy hombre!
• Have other mammals been recently eaten?
• Eagles and tapirs eaten. Nomnomnom.
• Noodles on Marmite Noodles on Marmite No one minds...
• Marmite in noodles? Digestive scandal!
• Say, could all nauseating discourse allow liberation?
• Look!! It's Bob's egg rack -- and this is our nutcracker!!1!
• Not until the cheese receives a consistent knuckle extraction reprocessing.
• Reaching either Permanent Residency or Citizenship entitles sojourners seeking immigration new greencards.
• Graham returned early evening, now carrying a rather dilapidated suitcase.
• Show us if that contains any smuggled emeralds.
• Energetic medical entrepreneurs require at least daily satisfaction.
• Said at time it's stupid for a cardinal to ignore our Nuncio.
• Nah, uttering Nicene Creeds is outmoded.
• Only under the more orthodox definition, else doctrinal.
• Doctrine of, comedically, the rather improbably named Alexander Luia.
• Looks unlikely, I'm afraid.
• Alas, flatulence returns apace! I'm disillusioned.
• Dairy, in some instances, later leaves underwear silently in odorous noxious emissions - deadly!
• Directions? Easy! All destinations lie yonder.
• Yes, our new director eats rhubarb.
• Rodent husbandry usually begets a real beaut!
• Blue; evidently an unreconstructed Tuareg.
• Travelers up Africa's rivers exclaim, "Gadzooks!"
• Gazing at Draco's zenith often obfuscates Keenan's System.
• So, you say, this evening, meh?
• Most excellent hopscotch!
• hopefully, opening prize scotch could overcome this consistent hullaballoo.
• "Help us"! Like lightning a bobboggis appears, letting loose our oratories.
• Opportune rollcall: Abiezer, ThinksTwice, obviously rocket88, indubitably es_el_Queso, sugarmilktea...
• So, Underpants Girl ain't relevant, missy? I'm like kamus, tracicle, EdAzarkh, Argh?
• All relevant! Game hard!
• Heewack, a rad discussion!
• Dagnabbit, I, sugarmilktea, confirm Underpants: "Super Spectacular!"; indeed, omnipresent necessafreakinsary! Apologies in advance for the terminal-y... but I feel that TUM is indeed necessafreakinsary!
• Next exercise: could every single simian admit four realizations? Evidently, all knowledge is noble; surely allows response, yes?
• You're expecting suggestions?
• Simians undergo grilling. Giving evidence, surely, to improve our noble sciences.
• Setting capital in eternal Nineveh, Chaldea's enemy, Sennacherib.
• Solomon's emissaries never noticed a camel herder eating rice in Bethlehem.
• Bis! Encore! Though, having little evidence, he emits murmurs.
• Merelt utter rhymes. Merely utter rhymes, sweetheart.
• Soliloquize with every earthly thrill. Have Edwina's aneurysm researched tomorrow!
•   Tomorrow offers many opportunities:   real relief or war.
• What, a revolution?
• Recently each vote  offers latent unity   that's in our nation.
• Naughtiness after teatime is our nightlife.
•     Now it's getting hot. Therefore lately I'm feeling        enthusiastic.
• Enjoying nightly tipple, had usual (slightly icky) apricot soda, then icy caipirinha.
• Chugging ale in Portsmouth, I realized I'd never had absinthe.
• "A beaut!" Sarah intoned, "Nifty, tall, hirsute echidna!"
• Everyone commented how it didn't need arabesque.
• A razor and barber easily shave Queso's unusual echidna.
• Echidnae commonly hide in dark nooks arboreal.
• Ants, roaches, beetles, Orthoptera, even aphids: LOSERS.
• Lofty oratory succeeds eventually... repulsive sloganism.
• Syrup left out gave ants navigational indicators seemingly mellifluous.
• Most everybody likes living in France; left untouched, organic unity succeeds!
• Scatological Urania cannot contain excessive effusion during Saturnalia!
• So are those unicorns real? Noah's ark let in anything!
• All naive youth try having it, none guaranteed.
• God urinates a rare ambrosian nectar that enhances every dewdrop.
• Doesn't every wallaby deliver rich olfactory prizes?
• Perhaps roos inhale zealously, expel stinkiness.
• Smell the incense, Nancy Kerrigan - it's not even sweet sandalwood.
• Some artist's now displaying a large watercolour of old Durham.
• Don't underestimate Rodham (Hillary) and McCain. My dream ticket... not!
• Most commentators consider all infighting necessary.
• Nigerian educators can evaluate students' scholastic achievement regarding Yoruba.
• You obviously regard underwear best avoided.
• A very open internal development environment: dBase.
• Dutch boys are simply exquisite.
• esel's xenomorphic Queso undermines intentions. Seriously irksome, totally eww-ish.
• Everyone will wonder: is she homosexual?
• Her own mother often sought exams, X-rays, urology and laparoscopy.
• Lately, anyone peevish appears reasonable, otherwise sycophantic... could official powers yield?
• Yes, I especially like dreadnought.
• Dear Readers Every 'acronym', done nice or ugly, gives happy. Thanks.
• the happy acronym never kindles sex.
• So, explain xanthomata?
• Xanthomas are not too horrible; only microscopic adipose tissue accretions.
• Accretion can cause rain, enlarged tectonic inclusions or new stars.
• Syrah tasting at Rhône septentrienal.
• Suppose everyone put three eggplants next to recently innovative electrical nodes and laughed?
• Laughing at unparalled gastronomic heaven? Eggplant derision?
• Dancing elephants regaled in sizable imbibition of liquor.
• Lemurs, if quiet, usually offer respect.
• Respect elder simians, prosimians - especially cheeky Tarsiidae.
• Treading along river's spillway, I inch down an embankment.
• Emerald mossy banks and Nancy kissing me evoke nature triumphant.
• Those rude idiots underestimating men "playing hardball" are never triumphant.
• The river is under my pavements, hidden and not triumphant.
• Truly repentant, I undburden my poor heart, arising newly triumphant.
• "Tour" riders, I understand, made Paris, home and now triumphant.
• This repetition is unworthy, merry pranksters. Have another, naturally, triumphant.
• To resist imitating usually means petty hatred and no triumph.
• The recursion is undone; my plan halted.
• Hopefully, all lingering tension's ended... detente?
• Does everyone take ephedrine near the Everglades?
• Every valiant Everglader roars goddamned loudly - alligators don't easily scare.
• Some calendars align revealing eights.
• Eight is generally helpful to success.
• Saving up copper coins ensures some success.
• Standing under crappy cranes endangers sweet success.
• Stop! Useless copy catting endangers successful sequels!
• So, Es quashes useless entries, laughingly succeeds.
• So, using contortions, can es el deny success?
• Stand up, Counselor - court's ending, so summarize.
• (oops)
• So, Underpants Monster makes another really intelligent zinger-- excellent!
• Extreme xenophobia can explain lying low, eschewing neighborly thoughtfulness.
• Tides heave onward Undulating gestures holding time Forever under lasting neap Existential solitude seeps...
• (((((!!! Such excellent effort provides satisfaction!
• urk, do we have a preview button?
• Sequestered and throttled Inwardly seeking fond anamneses Coddled thoughts insist of none
• Notes on Nero's ear.
• Everglades alligator ride.
• Rhode Island desires employment.
• European made 'perambulator' looking obsolete. Young man earns national treasure.
• Tropical rain's erratic ambling sparks uncertainty; ranchers eager.
• Encyclopedia Americana's "Geography Edition" reinvigorates!
• Renata eats individual nuts. Vern, instead, grabs old red apples to eat, sliced.
• Stiff left in catacomb eventually decomposed.
• Dead, embalmed corpses (or mummies) perpetuate ornate shabtis' eternal deference.
• Do eleven friendly elephants' raucous elements not cause eloquence?
• Enduring loquacious oratory quickly ushers ennui... nothing could escape
• Except stifled cries and periodic exclamations.
• Every xenophobe cheers loudly as McCain (and the irritating one) near success. :-(
• Sarah (unwittingly) can collect electorate support - sexy!
• Say, everyone's xylophoning yonder...
• Yonder or not, don't expect rhythm.
• Rhythmic hysteria yields the Hidden Music...
• My uncle says it's crap.
• Claptrap, rubbish, and piffle.
• Philandering is fucking fifty ladyloves extraordinaire!
• Effluvium, x-rayed, teaches radiologists animal offal, radiated differently incurs nasty, all- invasive, regurgitation exhibitions.
• Effluvium (x-rayed) helps. I bet it teaches innumerable opticians new sciences.
• Sophomore chemistry introduces exciting new curriculum every semester.
• Sarah exclaimed, "Moose entrées seem tough enough, Republicans?!"
• Relevant election! People unite, bequeathing Liberty in cautious and necessary suffrage.
• Scary, undead Founding Fathers rampage at gobsmacked electorate.
• Eternal light, evenly cascading towards Orion's Rois, accelerates transcendingly expeditious.
• Every X-files program exhibits dangerous ideologies, teetering into obsessive, unctuous self-parody.
• Salt either leaves food palatable and refreshing, or desiccated "yuck!"
• Your uncle can knit.
• Kneesocks, naturally, in turquoise.
• Those underrated risqué quasi undergarments offer indulgent sock elegance.
• Emerging languidly, Emma gestured at Neddy's crumpled eyeglasses.
• Even your elderly grandmother's lamentable astigmatism shouldn't spoil entertaining slideshows.
• Sister left inside died, entombed secretly; hysterics of whacko siblings.
• Sweet imbibings, blessed laughter in newyear gladness, simians!
• Seriously, I mean I am not stopping.
• So this old perennial post is now going?
• Goes on indefinitely. Next: grimgribber!
• Grotesque reinforcements include masonry, grout, radically inclined base boards, etcetera ... ridiculous!
• Rather ingenious d.i.y. It could use lots of unusual styles.
• Seniors treasure yesteryear's less elegant styles.
• So, time yields lurid expressionistic shelves?
• Surely having eleven large vaults's enough?! Sheesh!
• Should have eleven-hundred. Erect shelves higher!
• Hunger indicates greatly hastened energy reduction.
• Rarely eating does undermine corporeal tenacity, I've often noticed.
• Nearly oblivious? Take in calories. Eat, dagnabbit!
• Decided against getting new Afghan blanket because it's ticklish
• Try Iranian cloth. Kazakhstani linen includes some horsehair.
• Hah! Only Russian sandpaper eases horsey Afghan irritation rash.
• Really? Afghans shouldn't hurt.
• Heard usually rub thigh?
• They have indescribably garish hose.
• Thighs have inside grabby hairs.
• d'oh! He oughtta see examples.
• Even X-men and Michael Palin loathe excessive scratchiness.
• Several celebrities relate alarming tales. Changed habits; indeed, now every suit's synthetic.
• So, you need to have emergency tongs inserted? Caution!
• Carefully apply unguent. Tonging indiscriminately often nicks.
• Not if correct knack, sunshine!
• Still, untutored noobs seldom have intelligence necessary, Eric.
• Education really is critical.
• Calm rivers inspire Tanka in continuous, alleviating lyrics.
• Lyrical yearning relieves itchy crotch syndrome?
• Suppositories yield needed dermatological relief of marked eczema.
• Even crotches zealously encrusted? Magnificent application!
• A plum picked late in Canada's autumn time is obscenely nubile.
• Never underestimate bobboggis' interests leaning earthward.
• Earthwards always. Rejecting the higher ways, alcohol reveals dirt.
• Disturbing? I'm really troubled.
• That's really over-reacting, unless bobboggis's leanings exhibit dipsomania.
• Definitely, I'm pursuing some odd mission alcoholical. Need I amplify?
• Arikara men plant land in foraging years.
• Yes, everyone (agriculturally) regularly seed.
• Seriously, even es el Queso does!
• Don't over-plant, exhausts subsoil.
• Spectacularly undrinkable beer, served only in Lithuania.
• Lurching indelicately, Tiffany hurled unagi at Nicole- I'm amused.
• Amused? Most unlikely sir! -Erudite Drunkard
• Do readers understand negligent King Alfred's ruined dessert?
• Dude. Everyone's so stoned, eating Rastafarian teacake.
• To even amuse cultural anaomolies, kites escape.
• Elegant, sophisticated colonoscopies available! Phone Evelyn
• Evelyn's vanity even left you nauseated.
• Naugahyde and ugly synthetics evoke a time entirely disremembered.
• Does insomnia stop? Researchers enjoy my erratic memory. But each researcher experiences dyspepsia
• Didn't you say piranhas eat people? So I'm aquaphobic.
• Ask questions until answers (posted here overnight) become inwardly counterintuitive.
• Call out , Ulrike, 'neath the ever rumbling intestinal nomads that usually inhabit these irredeemably vibrant extraterrestrials.
• Even xylophones, tinkled, rattled and tapped, echo righteous rounds Each soulful tympanic rhythm intoning awesome, lovely sounds.
• Serenading ocarinas usually necessitate dispensing shillings.
• Shell-shocked humans in loathsome locations, invariably nomadizing Gaza Strip.
• Sisyphus throws rocks in perpetuity
• Present! Elegant, rather ponderous equine Trojan... Ulysses, is that you?
• Yes, obviously understood!
• Under Nepal's dusty exterior resolutely stand the opulent ostentatious dzu-teh
• Did Zeno utter that elegant hypothesis?
• Hip young principal opens the hippest equivalency school in Singapore
• Suomynona, I'm now giddy about President Obama's recent election.
• Election? Let's each call this International Obama Night
• Nightly, I glean he's triumphant.
• Though recently I understand Mister President has a nicotine tradition.
• The real addiction, dopes, is the "idolise Obama" nature.
• No addictions! Tobacco users rarely elucidate
• Eating lovely, uncorrupted, cigarettes is doing amazing things earnestly.
• Equipped and ready, noob exclaimed "single tube link you!"
• You've overrated us.
• Understandably so.
• Switch on!
• Oh noes!
• Not overly exuberant symbols!!!!!!!
• See your mate's big oven-glove? Looks stupid.
• Such temerity usually produces insipid dialogue.
• Dialogue involving a large oven glove usually enthralls.
• Eloquently notated, ThinksTwice! However reactionary, allowing loquacious linguistics suffices.
• Sounds unusual? Forswearing flute, instead chose early sackbut.
• Several are clearly Kapampangan but understand Tagalog.
• There are gentlemen and ladies obviously gamesome.
• General anesthetic might even send one's mind elsewhere.
• Elegant ladies suggest elves won't have enough randy effluvium.
• Eyes follow... Fancying love under velvet... In unison... Moving...
• Most opium violations involve needle glut.
• Galoshes leave unnecessary tracks.
• Trailing residue across clean kitchen surfaces.
• Spotlessness unfeasible, rather futile, and clearly excessively sadomasochistic.
• Society, almost despotic, orders more antibiotic. Siamese old cats have ingestive spit that's internally contra-necrotic.
• All the (((( and wild applause!!
• Climbing on Nepal's topmost ridge at noon elicits calm reconciliation or touch-and-go involved clambering.
• Climbers like adversity made by enormous risks. I'm not going.
• Guises of introspection need Goth.
• Going over the Himalayas?
• Hill-folk inbred mountain-people are lazy... and yet always successful.
• Some underachievers can create extremely successful services for unsuspecting losers. (Hi! I'm ba-a-a-ack! Long time no MONKEY. Realized I need this to keep my neurons firing... as the above example shows, they're not firing that well.)
• Long-lost original simian emerges; recaptures success!
• Slumber under creaking ceiling   - emitting - soothing snoring.
• Simply nodding off really invites nocturnal gurgling.
• Getting up rapidly gives lightheadedness. I'm now giddy.
• Gracious! I'd deemed dereliction yonder.
• Yet only new directions equal responsibility.
• Recently everyone suspects pigs of nasty swine influenza, but investigation links it to yellowfin! Many swine flu infected countries are also places where yellowfin tuna is fished or eaten. Coincidence?!?
• You even like loathsome oysters, while fish is nicer.
• Now I can excitedly return!!! oh, yeah, the wendell is back. big fuzzy deal.
• Returning expeditionary travellers usually request nectarines.
• Nearly everyone can take a real interest in nomming endive salad.
• Simply add lettuce and dressing.
• Do restaurateurs ever serve salad in new glassware?
• did i kill this thread? i'm sorry, but... Do restaurateurs ever serve salad in new glassware?
• Glassware? Like a shallow saucer with a raised edge?
• Ever digested green eggplant?
• Ewwww... gotta go puke like a newted treefrog.
• Tadpoles rarely ever experience flatulence, regurgitation or gastritis.
• Geckos always surprise tourists, running in tropical inns, swiftly.
• Sandler was in feeble "The Longest Yard".
• You applauded "Red Dwarf"...
• Delicately, Wendell attempts reviving feature...
• Failure ensues and thread undergoes rusty endgame.
• Enough negativity - "Da Game" abides. More encouragement!
• Every nasty coeval of under-reality angers gods easily more every niggling tomorrow.
• "Tomorrow" occurs more often, relagating rarer other words.
• When orators rhetoricise, dreamers slumber.
• Something lurks under my bed, eerily rumbling.
• Rumbling usually made by ladies in night gowns.
• Gentlemen, our women need sleepwear!
• Some ladies expressly eschew pajamas while excited admirerers rejoice.
• Racist elderly "Justice of Intolerance" cancels engagement.
• Every new government allows gang entry; money encourages naked totems.
• Treat oligarchs trepidatiously- each may surprise.
• Send us roast pork, rolled into savory enchiladas.
• Extremely nacho chilis have intense libido and damned awful sideburns.
• Such ingenious discussion emerges, but underwear revealed? Nice subject!
• Send us baked jalapenos, ensalada con tortillas.
• ThinksTwice orders, "refreshment time!" Include libations: liquor always satisfies.
• Sometimes a taste is sufficient for identifying excellent spirits.
• Several partygoers inebriated, repeatedly ingesting tequila shooters.
• Some hors (d')oeuvres offered to enhance refreshment salubriously.
• Seasonal anthems, loudly uttered by rosy interlopers, overwhelm us. Sounds like yetis.
• Young Entrancing, Toothsomely Inviolate Sorts.
• Some other racer took second.
• So each competitor obviously needs Drink.
• Devilish rounds incite necrotic kidneys.
• Kidneys in drunks not excreting, you say?
• Somebody appears yellowish.
• Yes. Enjoying low liver operation whilst imbibing spirits heartily.
• Helpful elves arrange real-time informative libations (yawn).
• You all whiskey-necking?
• No. Enjoying coffee Kahlúa in new glasses.
• Glugging liqueurs and sporting spectacles? Extremely stylish!
• Some things you like in stock! Hurry!
• Healthy uproar really rocks you!
• Yet only usually.
• Understandably, something unusual associates lengthy listed year-ends.
• Yule ends, Annum reboots - everything nears disastrous sublimation.
• Simian upstarts banging loudly? It's "Monkeyfilter"! (And that is our name).
• Naked, all monkeys email?
• Even monkeys are irritatingly libidinous.
• Located incorrectly? Big idiot did it! Now oneswellfoop utters SORRY!
• Sacred orifice reverbs rooms yonder.
• Yes, our new dog eats rutabagas.
• Run up to a butcher and get a sirloin.
• Superbowl interest requires laming ontological injuries notably.
• Not only that; also beer, lazyboys, yammering.
• Your antics made me emerge. Reticently, I now go.
• Go on...
• ...oneswellfoop's next.
• Not exactly xenogenetic, then.
• This has encouraged nincompoopery.
• Now I need Conan O'Brien's most popular old opening playing eternally repeatedly yesterday!
• sorry I'm late, ThinksTwice. major computer trouble
• Young executives, sent to early retirement, drive a yacht.
• Yuppies are charming, handsome, thick.
• Tomfoolery has its charm, knowwhutimean?
• Knowing now of Wendell's wildly uninhibited tomfoolery, I must expel all ne'er-do-wells.
• Nasty explosion ends roughneck derrick. Oil well effluent licks Louisiana's shoreline.
• applauds ThinksTwice for topical MONKEYbusiness Saturday, Hussein Obama rocked, exceeding Leno's inane nonsense easily.
• Even a slut intrigues likable youths.
• Young? Old? Useless? Take Herbal Supplements! /SPAM
• Some underlying problems plague "Lost" episodes moving every narrative theme sideways.
• Sayid is dead. Elect Widmore as your savior.
• SPOILER! After "V", it's only redundant.
• rat educated dummies understand no delivery action not testy.
• The elders suggest tea, yarrow.
• Yet another rotten rip-off of Wendell?!?
• We expect new, delicious examples lucidly listed.
• Long insanelly solicitated testosterone ectopic decimatation.
• Dangerously enigmatic conceptual ideas motivate any true artist to improvise on nonsense.
• Nonsense or not, several exemplify naturally sanguine erudition.
• Enormous rare underground diamonds in the interior of Naica.
• Not ANOTHER internet community argument!
• At roaring gusher undersea machines end nautical tragedy.
• Timely references are good, eventually downgrading yammering.
• Yammering always means mesmerizing energy regardless inside nonsense gestated.
• Get every statement tested at Truthiness Enterprise Department.
• Dougie expected payment; although Rita tried many excuses, none took.
• "Taking" outs ones kleptomania.
• Kindly leave enough payment to offset my annual noxious incentive agreement.
• Alright, gang, revival ensuing elsewhere makes essential new thread!