JACK
My suitcase was vibrating?
SECURITY MAN
Nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor. But every once in a while...
(whispers)
...It's a dildo. It's company policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We use the indefinite article: "A dildo". Never "Your dildo".
JACK
I don't own a --
"Fight Club" saw this comming
Also, I can't believe my first comment on MoFi is dildo-related
Mid, I haven
posted by wonder 20 years ago
In "First they came for the nailclippers and i did not complain, then they came for tweezers and i did not complain..."
JACK My suitcase was vibrating? SECURITY MAN Nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor. But every once in a while... (whispers) ...It's a dildo. It's company policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We use the indefinite article: "A dildo". Never "Your dildo". JACK I don't own a -- "Fight Club" saw this comming Also, I can't believe my first comment on MoFi is dildo-related
posted by wonder 20 years ago
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