In "Curious George;"

Before I had my son, I had my nipples pierced. When I got cold, it looked like I had 4 nipples. Because I felt stupid, I always wore padded bras. After the boob issues that come with having a kid, I sort of got too tired to care. I'm wearing non-padded bras for the first time in years and loving it. It helps me to think that at least it's just my nipples that are having an involuntary reflex. It could be worse; I could have a wang and have that randomly stand at attention...

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