In "Men with breasts."

his name was robert paulson! his name was robert paulson! his name was rober paulson!

In "Aaaaahhhhhhh! They're horrible! Horrible!!!"

who says god doesnt get stoned? lets take a beaver... and a duck... (shameless robin williams reference)

In "Desktop Gaming"

memories are flooding back to me. contra cheat, fatalities, guybrush, my god this is amazing.

In "Ach! My retirement grease!"

grease me up woman.

In "Smarter than most?"

The more I read, the more I know. The more I know, the more I forget. The more I forget, the less I know. So why read? Of course, I don't even know enough to know that I don't know anything.

In "Getting Drunk to Cure Breast Cancer"

They should start having theme fundraisers. Hobo wine day may be an appropriate one. They can enjoy fine wines like Mad Dog 20/20.

In ""

MANH8R

In "Shocking!"

I have definately shocked myself when i was taking apart one of those disposable cameras for fun, I learned my lesson and never bought another disposable camera again.

In "Way Cool Computer Animation"

A couple of the buildings in there look like something Joel Sanders, editor of Stud, would design.

In "Famous monkeys throughout history."

This is in reference to the Gordo link. If we could control machines with our thoughts, imagine the amount of devastation that would be caused with homicidal fantasies.

In "Got Beef?"

i just thought the website was kind of funny.

In "Jesus H. Curious!"

Jesus, if you aren't cheating, you aren't trying hard enough Christ.

In "Where are you going on holiday this year?"

if it is good enough for the Nazis ....

In "Are you proud to be a merkin?"

This may revitalize the career of Tom Green. One pubic hair toupe sandwich please!

In "All right guys, you know you've done it: wanking, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, buffing the banana ad infinitum. "

What about bruising the banana? Or the double reverse backhand death grip?

In "Tyson, the Skateboarding Bullbog"

My knees are weakend. Cuteness... overpowering, can... only.. speak.. in.. sentence... fragments.

In "Caption competition"

"Can you loosen the shackles slightly? They're cutting off my ciculation."

In "The wedge may be outlawed"

"Boy, we don't take kindly to people like you in these parts."

In "start clicking"

I was on the verge of productivity, I was going to be a champion tiger, ready to pounce on my daily tasks... then I saw that website, and was reduced to tears. Salty tears of frustration that were a result of emotional trauma that will take years of therapy help mend.

In "Boise, Idaho poised to become the video game capital of the world!"

I couldn't help but thinking about William Wallace with the part about uniting the industry. Unite the clans, the US needs to become a leader in videogaming. Freeedooommm.... *gasp *wheeze

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