In "The Smitten"

Maybe you could get three Smittens, then get two other people to walk on either side of you both. Of course, they'd have to wear mismates. Hands Across Ice Age America. Shitmittens? My favorite interent coinage Evar. I even schooled my sister(who has no internet) on it.

In "Curious George: goofiest sex terms you've heard?"

Oh, so sad, yet so fun. My two favorites (um, in theory, not practice, lest the SO rip my balls off and force me to wear them as noseplugs*).. The Tony Danza Dog in the Bathtub. *Bonus points for the most creative descriptor for said action.

In "Indelicately titled "Books that will induce a mindf**k""

I'm kind of surprised that nobody has mentioned any of Will Self's works. Great Apes, and to a greater extent My Idea of Fun both boggled me pretty well.

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