In "ELF AVOIDS SANTA .. "

mmmmmmm... Venison

In "Robotic hand made from a bit of PVC pipe"

"A man from a strange foreign land Tried to sell us a robotic hand It was made out of shite Stole from some building site And would fall apart right on command."

love the limerick Chyren.

Thanks guys, despite the monkey chatter you have been really helpful. I just reviewed the comments with my friend(the inventor). Sugarmilktea is right by the way, the kits are mainly used in schools, and are actually packaged by volunteers who are amputees. Alot of the money is put into other not-for-profit endeavors of his, including a pro bono medical clinic. As for the student aspect of it, I actually participated in an engineering contest with the kits. That is how I came to know the maker of them. And you guys helped get some of the main ideas of what needs improvement back to him. :)

Hows about free advertising, and by advertising I mean a cruedly drawn "monkeyfilter" logo on one of the fingers.

Every aspect sans the handjobs-killing machine thing, you know price, website, anything to give it that "monkey" stamp of approval.

In "Cumming: The Fragrance"

I'm slightly confused and have a creepy feeling.

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