In "Apple unveils iPhone and Apple TV"

As an Apple employee, I can't make any real comments, but... yeah, I love my company.

In "James Brown has left the building."

You will be missed, Godfather. Jump back and kiss yourself.

In ""

Drunk.

In "2006 Roll Call:"

honkz0r

In "Turkmenbashi is dead."

Yes, but only mostly dead, which as you know, is still a little bit alive...

In "Self-postFilter:"

Totally makes the noise.

I have constructed my own lightsaber, my training is now complete... (Sith chick sold separately...)

In "Is Netiquette going down the tubes?"

Insert Chuck Norris joke here...

In "Weddings - Japanese style"

I actually own a utilikilt after seeing the versatility of the wee beasties at Burning Man this year.

In "Is Netiquette going down the tubes?"

Cry more, n00blarz

In "Weddings - Japanese style"

The kimono industry is sadly, slowly dying. One of my favorite textile houses in Berkeley (which got its fabric from Japan) closed a few years back due to the decline of the industry. Sure, there are a few small resurgences here and there as some enterprising individuals and groups come up with ways to automate the creation process, but the true artisans and craftspeople are a dying breed. Interestingly enough however, one of the biggest collections of kimonos in the world is in Minnesota. of all places.

In "Curious George: Tokyo Meetup 24/25/26 January?"

Tokyo in February is one of my favorite times. Ok, not really, Sendai and Sapporo are more fun, but still... Japan in winter makes me smile.

In "Snakes in a car!"

Snakes don't need prozac. Dramamine for the plane, perhaps. But never prozac.

In "Curious George: Proctology."

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

In "Curious, George: UNLURK!"

Lurkers or stalkers?

In "Want to be on "Jeopardy!"?"

I'll take the rapist for 500, Alex...

The day is mine, Trebek!

In "Democrats"

I hereby form the Surly party. We're mad as hell and we're not gonna take it anymore.

In "3.6 billion degrees Fahrenheit."

How hot is your pocket?

In "Curious George: Am I a sexual deviant?"

Two words: Haagen-Sexz. Spanking is sooo pedestrian.

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