In "How to tell when your boss is lying"

I'm the boss in my little world and I always lie for the good of that little world...so suck it haters!

In "Interracial couple denied marriage license in La."

whom he lets in his house to use his bathroom... Just to do #1?...or was #2 allowed also? This bubba is a saint!...a saint, I tells ya! Are Southern Baptists eligible for Vatican sainthood?

In "All Hail Homunculus"

On Mefi and MonkyFi, the little man does exceptional service! Ave homunculus!

In "The seat of shame?"

edit: and if "seat of overweening shame" is where it be for you, all i have to say is tsk tsk tsk!

You ain't very drunk if you can still feel shame after posting on the Intrawebs and are worrying about things like "maturity".

In "I'm not THAT drunk am I??"

I have an aversion to reading links....its genetic..don't ask. But I'll say this, if you're still on the horse, BlueHorse, then, no, you really ain't that drunk... yet

In "Dead horse found on 12th floor of apartment block"

Can we rein in all these bad puns and trot them back to the stable?

In "Sarah Palin is McCain's VP pick."

Of course, I may be wrong and you indeed have a view af reality in which your current take has little or no relation to past implications from past posts. We all have the option to dance and and doo-bop, two-step and twirle, slither and slide. But all in all, it strikes me that you're channeling quid and are being, if I can spell the word, disingenous.

She was praising Hillary, was she not? Using her as a positive example of a role model. Then they booed. So either way, that aint good. I mean, booing is not good, right? They're not exactly agreeing with what she has to say. I thought by your previous post that you were implying that Palin was being booed. Being booed when she brought up Hillary and that the booing was aimed at Palin herself. It seems to me, from the video, that the booing was aimed at Hillary, at the mention of Hillary. That is not quite the same thing as the implication of your original post, which is that Palin was being booed. Your view may be different, but I hope that your view of reality isn't colored by your view of how you wish it to be.

LOL she praised Hillary at a Republican rally and they booed her. Fuckin' hilarious. Great choice, McCain! Seeing the video, it looks to me like they booed Hillary. Do you see it differently? Seeing what you want to see isn't living in the real world.

This was a perfect choice that McCain's handlers made for the post of VP. She didn't have an abortion, she knows that oil is only 6000 years old so more is being made, she has foreign policy experience since Alaska is close to Russia and I've heard she can pick out Iraq on a world map. The only slight lack in her experience is that she was never a POW. But McCain has that covered. I can see the campaign ads: Was a POW! Didn't have an abortion.

oops! guess I had to say it twice. Musta been the horse puckey aroma.

She then quoted Clinton's recent speech and talked about how Clinton's 18 million cracks in the glass ceiling were going to allow Palin to break through it. That, my friends, is a humungous pile of steaming horse puckey! McCain would never have picked a male who had a CV like she has. Hillary got where she did because of who she is and what she supports....not because she is female.

She then quoted Clinton's recent speech and talked about how Clinton's 18 million cracks in the glass ceiling were going to allow Palin to break through it. That, my friends, is a humungous pile of steaming horse puckey! McCain would never have picked a male who had a CV like she has. Hillary got where she did because of who she is and what she supports....not because she is female.

In "Crucified frog Pisses Off Pope"

I knew a cranky Tibetan cook in India who didn't have much use for Westerners. He'd stretch out his arms to the sides, tilt his head to the side and stick out his tongue. That "crucifixion brand logo" only makes sense if one was shown it from birth...and shown it in a good light. The other main logo, 10 rules chisled in a rock, has it own problems but isn't as ridiculous as reverence for a torture device.

Thanks! I'll try to hunt up a video.

From the link: It "has offended the religious feelings of many people who consider the cross a symbol of God's love and of our redemption," Pahl quoted the pope as writing in the letter. See, I've never been able to understand why the device used to torture and kill Jesus somehow became the "symbol of God's love". What if he had been hung? Would Christians wear nooses around their necks? Would Christian churches have nooses on the steeples? Would we see decals on the rear windows of vehicles that showed a kneeling boy praying to a noose? And what if Jesus had been poisoned, drowned or tossed off a cliff? What symbol then?

In "Found in books"

I once found a hole in an old book I wished to purchased from an antiquarian book seller located in a back alley in Lucknow. It was the monsoon season and thus I spent an inordinate time perusing said work in order to give time for my covered rickshaw-walla to return and collect me. Upon futher investigating the hole, I found that it lead my eye through a tunnel covered with mosses and other green growth of which I had no knowledge. As I travelled inward through the tunnel, I passed a Mickey Mantle rookie baseball card floating in the air and then arrived at the other end of the tunnel. All was light, monkeys sporting with bananas, a grandma riding her horse, a many colored being flapping a library card, a monster in peculiar underpants who was attempting to ride with an expired subway ticket, and a Lara who was both lost and found. I looked around, I did the hoochie-koochie, I defraged my mind...and decide it was good...life was as it should be and was very very good.

In "It's A Flee Country!"

Anyone know where Chalmers is residing now?

In "Curious George Acquires a Kitty"

Valencia Orangejello

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