What part of "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof" don't these fucktards understand!
I like to think Madge and Mr. Whipple are in heaven right now, doing highly charged erotic acts with dishwashing liquid and toilet paper....
Oh wait. No I don't.
Werd to your mother-monkey, MonkeyMotionLotion.
I still check out the MetaFilter links, but rarely view the comments anymore. Too many nitpicky, shrill pedants eager to show how smart they are, and not nearly enough cockpunch.
This thread is too long. My cockpunch has gone cold!
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "Tribute to Goatse.cx."
Why the wedding ring? *mind boggles*
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "Constitution Restoration Act of 2004"
What part of "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof" don't these fucktards understand!
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "Weapons of class instruction?"
Education makes baby jesus cry.
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "Down Syndrome Dolls"
I am opposed to Down Syndrome itself. Does that make me a bad person?
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "Curious George: Long Haul Flight"
I sleep like a baby after I masturbate. If you don't make too much noise, only the people really near you will know....
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "New Kids IX: Math is Hard"
More are needed.
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "The vacation cruise getaway... of the damned"
"What do you do with an angst-filled sailor What do you do with an angst-filled sailor..."
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "Le singe est curieux."
Maurice Chevalier!
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "Black Hole Sun, Won't You Come..."
I quit reading one I found out the star wasn't Barbara Streisand.
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "Primal Humans"
I think I pulled something laughing at ulotrichous' post. ow....
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "You're Totally Soaking In It"
I like to think Madge and Mr. Whipple are in heaven right now, doing highly charged erotic acts with dishwashing liquid and toilet paper.... Oh wait. No I don't.
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "Donald Rumsfeld Fighting Technique"
I laughed. Must be a sign I've seen waaaay too many martial arts movies. And NOBODY can defeat my visible tag style!
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "Fresh monkey meat"
I meant those _other_ nitpicky, shrill pedants.
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
Werd to your mother-monkey, MonkeyMotionLotion. I still check out the MetaFilter links, but rarely view the comments anymore. Too many nitpicky, shrill pedants eager to show how smart they are, and not nearly enough cockpunch.
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "I KNOW What You Did Last Summer."
His name won't go into italics! GUILTY!
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
Jimmy Ray Slaughter, huh? He even SOUNDS innocent.
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "His love for America shines like a rainbow in the dark..."
To my knowledge, none of the other candidates have fronted Black Sabbath. Dio is clearly the man for the job.
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "What The Better Barbies Are Throwing Up This Season."
How cute. They have teensie little cigars and cigarettes too.
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
In "Four-Word Film Reviews"
Adam Sandler, what gives?
posted by sergiogigante 20 years ago
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