In "Self-policing rehash"

This thread is too long. My cockpunch has gone cold!

In "Tribute to Goatse.cx."

Why the wedding ring? *mind boggles*

In "Constitution Restoration Act of 2004"

What part of "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof" don't these fucktards understand!

In "Weapons of class instruction?"

Education makes baby jesus cry.

In "Down Syndrome Dolls"

I am opposed to Down Syndrome itself. Does that make me a bad person?

In "Curious George: Long Haul Flight"

I sleep like a baby after I masturbate. If you don't make too much noise, only the people really near you will know....

In "New Kids IX: Math is Hard"

More are needed.

In "The vacation cruise getaway... of the damned"

"What do you do with an angst-filled sailor What do you do with an angst-filled sailor..."

In "Le singe est curieux."

Maurice Chevalier!

In "Black Hole Sun, Won't You Come..."

I quit reading one I found out the star wasn't Barbara Streisand.

In "Primal Humans"

I think I pulled something laughing at ulotrichous' post. ow....

In "You're Totally Soaking In It"

I like to think Madge and Mr. Whipple are in heaven right now, doing highly charged erotic acts with dishwashing liquid and toilet paper.... Oh wait. No I don't.

In "Donald Rumsfeld Fighting Technique"

I laughed. Must be a sign I've seen waaaay too many martial arts movies. And NOBODY can defeat my visible tag style!

In "Fresh monkey meat"

I meant those _other_ nitpicky, shrill pedants.

Werd to your mother-monkey, MonkeyMotionLotion. I still check out the MetaFilter links, but rarely view the comments anymore. Too many nitpicky, shrill pedants eager to show how smart they are, and not nearly enough cockpunch.

In "I KNOW What You Did Last Summer."

His name won't go into italics! GUILTY!

Jimmy Ray Slaughter, huh? He even SOUNDS innocent.

In "His love for America shines like a rainbow in the dark..."

To my knowledge, none of the other candidates have fronted Black Sabbath. Dio is clearly the man for the job.

In "What The Better Barbies Are Throwing Up This Season."

How cute. They have teensie little cigars and cigarettes too.

In "Four-Word Film Reviews"

Adam Sandler, what gives?

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