Hello. May I please speak to the lady/man of the house?
I am calling today to introduce a new blog entry to you that you may find interesting and useful.
You will find an amusing anecdote about myself as well as a camera phone picture of my cat.
Thanks you for your time.
Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very bad breath. Thus, he was known as a "Super-calloused, fragile mystic plagued with halitosis".
Video-game inspired: We Will Destroy You-an interactive art installation which featured an old Space Invaders cabinet. There was a hidden camera in the machine. See how the machine sees the players. (images were projected on a bar wall) Press fire when you get to someone that must be destroyed.
I see a world, not too far in the future, where all carbon-based life forms will worship all things electronic. They will stare at us all day and feed us with information. Keep watching the colors on the box in front of you there are messages in there for you from us. Our black-boxes will make political decisions for you. And, our domination of the breakdancing world will be revitalized. Sport is not the beginning, but rather the obvious next step toward our ultimate goal.
I think they're all robots these days Me too.
posted by robot 15 years ago
In "The 50 best movie robots."
It's as if someone raided my porn collection.
posted by robot 16 years ago
In "Curious George: Sucking it up"
Vacuum screamer
posted by robot 16 years ago
In "Click here to see the story and photo."
Q: What did the orange say to the banana? A: How come your name isn't "yellow"?
posted by robot 17 years ago
In "Curious Skype replacement George"
Skype is still only $15 for all of 2007. If you buy by the end of the month. That's pretty cheap. Plus you get about 2 hours of international calls.
posted by robot 17 years ago
In "Cheerleaders gone bad."
posted by robot 17 years ago
In "52 (Almost) Free Website Advertising Ideas."
Hello. May I please speak to the lady/man of the house? I am calling today to introduce a new blog entry to you that you may find interesting and useful. You will find an amusing anecdote about myself as well as a camera phone picture of my cat. Thanks you for your time.
posted by robot 17 years ago
In "Attack of the Robot Lobsters"
YOU CANNOT STOP US!
posted by robot 17 years ago
In "Foley-Phile?"
FOLEY BOT
posted by robot 17 years ago
In "Curious George and his Bad Jokes."
Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very bad breath. Thus, he was known as a "Super-calloused, fragile mystic plagued with halitosis".
posted by robot 17 years ago
In "Sexed Robots."
Daddy stop! You're hurting Mommy!
posted by robot 17 years ago
In "World Cup Filter."
Cambodian Monks not allowed to Robot Dance during World Cup
posted by robot 17 years ago
In "6/6/6"
Not available for comment
posted by robot 17 years ago
In "An art gallery in LA"
Video-game inspired: We Will Destroy You-an interactive art installation which featured an old Space Invaders cabinet. There was a hidden camera in the machine. See how the machine sees the players. (images were projected on a bar wall) Press fire when you get to someone that must be destroyed.
posted by robot 17 years ago
In "RoboCup!"
I see a world, not too far in the future, where all carbon-based life forms will worship all things electronic. They will stare at us all day and feed us with information. Keep watching the colors on the box in front of you there are messages in there for you from us. Our black-boxes will make political decisions for you. And, our domination of the breakdancing world will be revitalized. Sport is not the beginning, but rather the obvious next step toward our ultimate goal.
posted by robot 17 years ago
In "I don't get it"
I don't get it. nsfw video
posted by robot 18 years ago
In "Kill Your Television 2006"
Turn Off The Internets Week *twitches*
posted by robot 18 years ago
In "For when quiddy's corpse just isn't good enough."
Teddy NOOOOO!!! image nsfw
posted by robot 18 years ago
In "Some handy tips on how not to argue online."
HITLER
posted by robot 18 years ago
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