Heh heh heh. Eexcellent. The plan to knock out that fool MCT and take his place is all coming together. Missusclasstool will be distracted by the charms of Europe, and I - I in my handsome new suit, will dine and drink with the creme de la creme of MonkeyFilter, returning to our lushly appointed hotel room with the sumptuous Missusclasstool and no one the wiser! MWuAhahAhaaaaa!!
Best of all, should any of that rabble suspect - that dunderhead petebest will take the fall! Yeessss! Ha ha! Yess it's all working perfectly . .
*touches up fake beard, admires reflection*
Yeah, that's like two peas in two different pods!
But Canada?! I've been asking what's up with them for years! You're right!
yeah pete's right what's goin' on up there?!
>set derail on
goetter no I say! You're wrong! The tv-evangelist opening, where he blows the timing by 6 beats is proof positive that it is divinely inspired. Praise Angus!
>set derail off
*chk-chk*
That'll be enough about . . that diet. If one more person goes on it I'm going to have to start booting people in the groin area. Move along . . nothing to see here . . .
wendell that nutrasweet stuff is gene-carving evil - stick to the good things like Jolt. mmmmm delicious, refreshing Jolt.
And no one *told* me there was Mango!
squeal!
Nah the crap from the 80s is way worse because it was synthesized crap. At least the 70's used actual stringed instruments to stage their heinous musical crimes.
What was that Technotronic song . . thank the monkey I've forgotten . . .
You the Man pete!
posted by petebest2 17 years ago
In "Polish witch hunt."
petebest would like to apologize to the filter for that joke. The joke was made in error, and will not be repeated. *click*
posted by petebest2 17 years ago
In "MoFi London/Dublin/Firenze Meetups!"
bastard!
posted by petebest2 17 years ago
What th- WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON IN HERE!?!
posted by petebest2 17 years ago
Heh heh heh. Eexcellent. The plan to knock out that fool MCT and take his place is all coming together. Missusclasstool will be distracted by the charms of Europe, and I - I in my handsome new suit, will dine and drink with the creme de la creme of MonkeyFilter, returning to our lushly appointed hotel room with the sumptuous Missusclasstool and no one the wiser! MWuAhahAhaaaaa!! Best of all, should any of that rabble suspect - that dunderhead petebest will take the fall! Yeessss! Ha ha! Yess it's all working perfectly . . *touches up fake beard, admires reflection*
posted by petebest2 17 years ago
In "Big, Bad Bessie with the M-I-L-K"
Yeah, that's like two peas in two different pods! But Canada?! I've been asking what's up with them for years! You're right! yeah pete's right what's goin' on up there?!
posted by petebest2 17 years ago
In "Curious George the hard-up."
Class action!
posted by petebest2 18 years ago
In "Cupidinous George"
Hey big boy! Yoo hoooo! *waves scarf*
posted by petebest2 18 years ago
In "The best Petes."
quiet you!
posted by petebest2 18 years ago
In "Whizzball!"
Wow you're right, it's fuXOr3d. I can't even get puzzles to load at all.
posted by petebest2 18 years ago
In "MonkeyFilter!"
What the hell is going on here? uh oh
posted by petebest2 18 years ago
In "The Worst Jobs in the World"
i coulda sworn this would have been it.
posted by petebest2 19 years ago
In "When blimps attack!"
No way, assmunch! He was, like, (scary voice) killed on the Hinderblimp . . . ahhehheh . huhheh. .hehhehuhehuh . . cool /Beavis
posted by petebest2 20 years ago
In "MeFI selectively open"
pete_goetter? Hey, one more nick and I'll be a four-assed monkey! /southpark
posted by petebest2 20 years ago
In "Worst. Song. Ever."
>set derail on goetter no I say! You're wrong! The tv-evangelist opening, where he blows the timing by 6 beats is proof positive that it is divinely inspired. Praise Angus! >set derail off
posted by petebest2 20 years ago
In ""
*chk-chk* That'll be enough about . . that diet. If one more person goes on it I'm going to have to start booting people in the groin area. Move along . . nothing to see here . . . wendell that nutrasweet stuff is gene-carving evil - stick to the good things like Jolt. mmmmm delicious, refreshing Jolt. And no one *told* me there was Mango! squeal!
posted by petebest2 20 years ago
In "Kill Television."
i like watching swingset action. on the tv. 'cause see . . oh heck with it /runs_to_swingset
posted by petebest2 20 years ago
In "Worst. Song. Ever."
and goetter you really must make an exception for 'noise pollution' - c'mon it's the record Jesus made for your sins! It's infallible!
posted by petebest2 20 years ago
Nah the crap from the 80s is way worse because it was synthesized crap. At least the 70's used actual stringed instruments to stage their heinous musical crimes. What was that Technotronic song . . thank the monkey I've forgotten . . .
posted by petebest2 20 years ago
In "This is wonderful."
profile updated. Thanks piehoagie!
posted by petebest2 20 years ago
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