In "David Lynch reports the weather..."

You the Man pete!

In "Polish witch hunt."

petebest would like to apologize to the filter for that joke. The joke was made in error, and will not be repeated. *click*

In "MoFi London/Dublin/Firenze Meetups!"

bastard!

What th- WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON IN HERE!?!

Heh heh heh. Eexcellent. The plan to knock out that fool MCT and take his place is all coming together. Missusclasstool will be distracted by the charms of Europe, and I - I in my handsome new suit, will dine and drink with the creme de la creme of MonkeyFilter, returning to our lushly appointed hotel room with the sumptuous Missusclasstool and no one the wiser! MWuAhahAhaaaaa!! Best of all, should any of that rabble suspect - that dunderhead petebest will take the fall! Yeessss! Ha ha! Yess it's all working perfectly . . *touches up fake beard, admires reflection*

In "Big, Bad Bessie with the M-I-L-K"

Yeah, that's like two peas in two different pods! But Canada?! I've been asking what's up with them for years! You're right! yeah pete's right what's goin' on up there?!

In "Curious George the hard-up."

Class action!

In "Cupidinous George"

Hey big boy! Yoo hoooo! *waves scarf*

In "The best Petes."

quiet you!

In "Whizzball!"

Wow you're right, it's fuXOr3d. I can't even get puzzles to load at all.

In "MonkeyFilter!"

What the hell is going on here? uh oh

In "The Worst Jobs in the World"

i coulda sworn this would have been it.

In "When blimps attack!"

No way, assmunch! He was, like, (scary voice) killed on the Hinderblimp . . . ahhehheh . huhheh. .hehhehuhehuh . . cool /Beavis

In "MeFI selectively open"

pete_goetter? Hey, one more nick and I'll be a four-assed monkey! /southpark

In "Worst. Song. Ever."

>set derail on goetter no I say! You're wrong! The tv-evangelist opening, where he blows the timing by 6 beats is proof positive that it is divinely inspired. Praise Angus! >set derail off

In ""

*chk-chk* That'll be enough about . . that diet. If one more person goes on it I'm going to have to start booting people in the groin area. Move along . . nothing to see here . . . wendell that nutrasweet stuff is gene-carving evil - stick to the good things like Jolt. mmmmm delicious, refreshing Jolt. And no one *told* me there was Mango! squeal!

In "Kill Television."

i like watching swingset action. on the tv. 'cause see . . oh heck with it /runs_to_swingset

In "Worst. Song. Ever."

and goetter you really must make an exception for 'noise pollution' - c'mon it's the record Jesus made for your sins! It's infallible!

Nah the crap from the 80s is way worse because it was synthesized crap. At least the 70's used actual stringed instruments to stage their heinous musical crimes. What was that Technotronic song . . thank the monkey I've forgotten . . .

In "This is wonderful."

profile updated. Thanks piehoagie!

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