In "Crossing the beams of hipness."

hysterical. i can't laughing. oh, there we go. apparently, a good solution to laughter is to stare at the sun.

In "UK law "

thanks for the offer kitfisto, but i tend to use these guys.

In "The Best Blonde Joke in the World"

livejournal making a comeback!

In "UK law "

it sorta reminds me of the law in most us states that you have to obtain a permit to sell marijuana.

In "Sand+water+salt+oil."

Of course I couldn't resist. The link is different though. Here's a high-resolution version of the sand "game."

If you go to full-screen you should have the full applet within your window. I spent 3 straight hours playing with this thing yesterday. I will not click on the link. I need to go to bed. But it is pretty awesome.

In "Top Mugshots."

Are you kidding me, that's Delay's mugshot? I suppose he could use it in promotional materials. I'm a big fan of the wizard looking dude.

In "Captain Godfrey Rodrigues teaches us Correct Posture"

How come nature hates us? Why couldn't she have just gave us correct posture?

In "NYTimes is reporting that the NSA has been logging your calls for years"

OUTRAGE! Stirred, not shaken.

In "Gummy Bear Sex!"

Do you suppose that like furries, there are people out there who enjoy having sex wearing gummy suits? Cause that would be hot.

In "Where to find posters"

If I bought this as a Christmas present for MoFi, would it be appreaciated?

In "At first I thought it was a pigeon"

That's pretty incredible. At first I was sort of confused as to why (s)he would draw in such a manner. But then I realized (s)he was just showing off. Bastard!

In "FOX cancels Arrested Development"

It sounds like we still we get the full third season. Just on some random day at some random time during the winter... "Arrested" and "Kitchen" are set to return to their time slots with original episodes December 5, following the fall finale of "Prison Break" on November 28.

In "Penis size used as defence in trial"

But where does it say anywhere that there wasn't obvious damage? I suppose it's implied. Anyway in most cases, there is damage. So wouldn't a proper adjudication require some examination of the damage relative to the large penis?

Even after reading the article I'm not sure exactly how you weigh the fact that he has a very large penis. Can men with large penises not rape people?

In "Curious, George: Keeping up with the Joneses"

This guy next door always plays his music really loud. So one day, I put the Boredoms on, turned it up to the max and went for a walk. As for actual purchases. The gals in the clouds got this sweet flying saucer. I couldn't let them show me up though so I bought an even sweeter bar of chocolate.

In "Dorks Near You"

Hey, wait a second. This has nothing to do with dorks...

I'd expect there to be more dorks in the middle of the ocean.

In "Wallace and Gromit are not safe for your kids."

You just know he sits in his pitch black basement every night watching beastiality rape porn.

In "Curious George: "

Backpack is nice. I was never much a fan of organizers until this one. Though to keep track of eleventy-four projects would probably require a paid upgrade. You can at least try the free version.

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