From mothninja's article:
"The programme aims to eradicate the practice of open defecation, which is common in rural and poor urban areas of India."
Just... poopin' out in the woods, eh? I did that once. It was calm and refreshing.
The "obvious answer" the teacher was looking for must be related to woods pooping. The children go where the mother goes, and the mother would rather stick to "traditional woodsy poopie time" than the new practice of cleaning the men's AND the women's bathrooms.
Are there threads that have gone longer than this? Surely not.
You'd think I would use my magical time machine to stamp out the plague or something. You know, stash the recipe for Purell in the glove box or something. I'd be an effing HERO.
You'd be wrong. I'd use it to go back and torture the teacher until he talks.
No one ever said I used resources wisely.
Things like "Your sinful flow" or "Eve's Punishment Discharge" are ok. Anything that alludes to it being anything but natural. Blue liquid for demonstration purposes only, please.
Ahmerrikka! Vatt a coontry!
I don't think we have to worry about ads like this in the US for some time. Here, Tampax ads get banned if they use the word "period".
Oh, apocalypse, when shall we cross over from pre to post?
jb, sure, a bad makeover in this age of reality show duckling-to-swan-trainwrecks-into-beauty-queen-ish, but for those days... very hot. Jelly shoes, leg warmers, hypercolor, swatches WITH swatch guards... horrendous and awesome as it all was... it was transparent at the time. (At least for me. RAWR.)
I still wake up in cold sweats at 3 am wondering what that naked blond was doing with that salami.
Dear Underpants Monster,
I'm in love with your story, and am presently making love to it. If this forbidden love spawns fruit, I declare you shall be first to choose from the litter.
Love, my soul.
Still?
posted by monkeyhumper 6 years ago
I have nothing to add here. I'll keep trying to think of something.
posted by monkeyhumper 11 years ago
In "Because why not?"
I am ok with change, as long as I can still find the post about Indian toilets.
posted by monkeyhumper 11 years ago
In "Click here to see the story and photo."
Hey guys! What's happening? Ah, masturbation. I see.
posted by monkeyhumper 11 years ago
In "Curious George: What the hey?"
From mothninja's article: "The programme aims to eradicate the practice of open defecation, which is common in rural and poor urban areas of India." Just... poopin' out in the woods, eh? I did that once. It was calm and refreshing. The "obvious answer" the teacher was looking for must be related to woods pooping. The children go where the mother goes, and the mother would rather stick to "traditional woodsy poopie time" than the new practice of cleaning the men's AND the women's bathrooms. Are there threads that have gone longer than this? Surely not.
posted by monkeyhumper 12 years ago
In "MoFi is back...with my heartfelt apologies."
For a second there, I thought the Indian Toilet thread was lost forever. Whew.
posted by monkeyhumper 13 years ago
In "Shutter-happy monkey"
Poor cropping. Dull. Lifeless. It's amazing how many people claim to be "pro" primate photographers these days.
posted by monkeyhumper 13 years ago
In "I'm calling out homunculus"
Pop Tarts remind me of hookers. And Warhol.
posted by monkeyhumper 13 years ago
In "Meat Glue"
You glue me a fist full of shrimp onto a ribeye, we can talk.
posted by monkeyhumper 13 years ago
In "Curious George: What the hey?"
You'd think I would use my magical time machine to stamp out the plague or something. You know, stash the recipe for Purell in the glove box or something. I'd be an effing HERO. You'd be wrong. I'd use it to go back and torture the teacher until he talks. No one ever said I used resources wisely.
posted by monkeyhumper 13 years ago
In "Curious, George: Old blog of superhero battle back-&-forth."
"Did someone say membership?" gives a stiff uppercut to this slightly aged thread ↑↑ with two arrows, even!
posted by monkeyhumper 13 years ago
In "Curious George: What the hey?"
I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever stop wondering.
posted by monkeyhumper 13 years ago
In "Imagine if ads in the US were like this."
Things like "Your sinful flow" or "Eve's Punishment Discharge" are ok. Anything that alludes to it being anything but natural. Blue liquid for demonstration purposes only, please. Ahmerrikka! Vatt a coontry!
posted by monkeyhumper 14 years ago
I don't think we have to worry about ads like this in the US for some time. Here, Tampax ads get banned if they use the word "period". Oh, apocalypse, when shall we cross over from pre to post?
posted by monkeyhumper 14 years ago
In "Curious George: What the hey?"
If I'd known there would be such revelry, I would have flushed myself out sooner.
posted by monkeyhumper 14 years ago
Coming up on four years, nary an answer.
posted by monkeyhumper 14 years ago
In "Travis, a 14 year-old 200-pound pet chimpanzee, rips the face off of a 55 year-old woman."
It's a good thing the lady didn't give chimpy some marijuana. He could have killed hundreds.
posted by monkeyhumper 15 years ago
In "Curious George: What the hey?"
JOIN ME IN THE TOILET ZOMBIE THREAD RESURRECTION MOVEMENT. DRAINSSssssssssss
posted by monkeyhumper 15 years ago
In "Curious George: not a nymphomaniac but a compulsive liar."
jb, sure, a bad makeover in this age of reality show duckling-to-swan-trainwrecks-into-beauty-queen-ish, but for those days... very hot. Jelly shoes, leg warmers, hypercolor, swatches WITH swatch guards... horrendous and awesome as it all was... it was transparent at the time. (At least for me. RAWR.) I still wake up in cold sweats at 3 am wondering what that naked blond was doing with that salami.
posted by monkeyhumper 16 years ago
In "<b>Curious George:</b> A very Good Year?"
Dear Underpants Monster, I'm in love with your story, and am presently making love to it. If this forbidden love spawns fruit, I declare you shall be first to choose from the litter. Love, my soul.
posted by monkeyhumper 16 years ago
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