In " How to eat a banana."

The peel from the bottom technique is obviously the right one.

In "Semantic Simian Savannah"

Yes, but wendell, we have no particular reason to believe that anyone over there cares.

In "I am shocked, SHOCKED,"

There is a seafaring monkey. That's kind of like a pirate.

In "Metafilter has turned on signups for new users."

Count me with livii (I'm a fellow april 2nd-er). I do have a significantly lower user number here, though. (Also, my about page doesn't list this post I made in the early days of MoFi. W T F?)

In "Paul Volker's Gallery of 1000 Beasts"

The individual beasts are just jpg files, right? Like this bat with a psychic waffle? Shouldn't be any problem linking to them.

In ""

402 Payment Required. Only in Nevada.

In "All your friends are doing it. Don't you want to be cool too?"

There's monkeyfilter IRC? Where?

In "The Birds"

I don't know what's up with this. I just previewed a comment with the link in it and the link turned into "<a href=:></a>" and cut the comment after the anchor off. The same thing happened when I previewed the post itself, but it two of the links went through fine when it was actually posted. I can only imagine that something similar to the weird preview-thing happened to the third. Anyway,here's the URL: <http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3430481.stm>

In "Tokyo Damage Report"

Oh. Well that was a bit confusing.

uh, there was a description of it on preview, I swear ... It went like this: '"This is a weblog by an American jerk. This weblog is about interesting (meaning, fucked up) things that one can do in Tokyo. punk, visual, cosplay, s/m, gothic, street trends, capsule hotels, bizarre magazines, random subcultures, and bad Engrish. . . . .'" It also has scary guitars and

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