Anyone get the significance of him looking at his hand while on the bike & seeing it was covered in mud except for where his watch used to be? I have an idea of what they're getting at, but what's up with the watch? Or are they implying he lost it somewhere?
He turns down the two girls offering him a Spit Roast.
He complements the barmaid on her nice beef curtains.
They announce that "Order 69" is ready.
When he meets up with his friends, he greets them saying "Ron," "Jeremy" (as in the porn star).
And then the band playing is the Rusty Trombones.
I'm really curious about the boar's head with the sword in its mouth, and the sheep in the bathtub, as well as a few others.
I haven't made a comment in ages here, and this is how I make my grand return.
I can't begin to tell you how disturbed I am to find myself thinking "Damn, the video of two guys fucking an ottoman cannot be displayed. I've gotta remember to check this out tomorrow."
Livi, I totally second you on the attractiveness thing. For some of them, I had to think "which would I be less afraid of in a dark alley." If those were my only choices, I'd probably become a lesbian.
I'm female, and I scored 50 male, though I wonder if that should be higher since when reviewing the scores, I think I was far too focused on how much better I did that the average whichever that usually did highest - for example, that first one I got 18 out of 20, when average for men is 15.1. Then on the rotation thing, I got 10 out of 12. For further ego stroking, it asked "Are you an engineer or do you have a science background?" Nope, not yet - though who knows once I go back to school. ;-)
Growing up, women outnumbered men 4/1, and then 4/2, so it always made us giggle to answer "House of Bootie, choose your cutie." For years, my sister would screw it up saying "House of Cutie, choose your bootie," causing us all even greater hysterics, but then I realized that worked, too. This was before Caller ID, so the reactions when Grandma called were wonderful.
And I'm also stealing the "I don't know. I can't see you." response. Hearing someone ask "Who's this?" is one of the most obnoxious things one can do, in my book!
Pssst! Storyboard and Nunia - I couldn't help but overhearing your conversation, and just had to share this. A bit of basalmic vinegar on strawberries is absolutely heavenly!
I have quite good insight on strip club psychology of both patrons and strippers.
And I'm quite well-versed in matters of "parapsychology" or the "supernatural" (ghosts, energy, stuff like that.)
I'm also an expert at trying to tell jokes, screwing them up, and telling people to make up a punchline that makes them laugh anyway.
Anyone get the significance of him looking at his hand while on the bike & seeing it was covered in mud except for where his watch used to be? I have an idea of what they're getting at, but what's up with the watch? Or are they implying he lost it somewhere?
posted by iamtherealme 17 years ago
He turns down the two girls offering him a Spit Roast. He complements the barmaid on her nice beef curtains. They announce that "Order 69" is ready. When he meets up with his friends, he greets them saying "Ron," "Jeremy" (as in the porn star). And then the band playing is the Rusty Trombones. I'm really curious about the boar's head with the sword in its mouth, and the sheep in the bathtub, as well as a few others. I haven't made a comment in ages here, and this is how I make my grand return.
posted by iamtherealme 17 years ago
In "Oh, that poor ottoman..."
I can't begin to tell you how disturbed I am to find myself thinking "Damn, the video of two guys fucking an ottoman cannot be displayed. I've gotta remember to check this out tomorrow."
posted by iamtherealme 17 years ago
In "Is your brain male or female?"
Livi, I totally second you on the attractiveness thing. For some of them, I had to think "which would I be less afraid of in a dark alley." If those were my only choices, I'd probably become a lesbian.
posted by iamtherealme 18 years ago
I'm female, and I scored 50 male, though I wonder if that should be higher since when reviewing the scores, I think I was far too focused on how much better I did that the average whichever that usually did highest - for example, that first one I got 18 out of 20, when average for men is 15.1. Then on the rotation thing, I got 10 out of 12. For further ego stroking, it asked "Are you an engineer or do you have a science background?" Nope, not yet - though who knows once I go back to school. ;-)
posted by iamtherealme 18 years ago
In "CuriousGeorge: What happened to phone etiquette?"
Growing up, women outnumbered men 4/1, and then 4/2, so it always made us giggle to answer "House of Bootie, choose your cutie." For years, my sister would screw it up saying "House of Cutie, choose your bootie," causing us all even greater hysterics, but then I realized that worked, too. This was before Caller ID, so the reactions when Grandma called were wonderful. And I'm also stealing the "I don't know. I can't see you." response. Hearing someone ask "Who's this?" is one of the most obnoxious things one can do, in my book!
posted by iamtherealme 18 years ago
In "Curious George: What, think you're an expert or something?"
Pssst! Storyboard and Nunia - I couldn't help but overhearing your conversation, and just had to share this. A bit of basalmic vinegar on strawberries is absolutely heavenly! I have quite good insight on strip club psychology of both patrons and strippers. And I'm quite well-versed in matters of "parapsychology" or the "supernatural" (ghosts, energy, stuff like that.) I'm also an expert at trying to tell jokes, screwing them up, and telling people to make up a punchline that makes them laugh anyway.
posted by iamtherealme 18 years ago
In "Moms Prefer Smell of Their Own Baby's Poop"
It took until my child was almost 3 before I could start eating buttered popcorn again.
posted by iamtherealme 18 years ago
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