In "Christmas with the Sproutifarts"

How to reduce sprout gas

In "Sandia supercomputers offer new explanation of Tunguska disaster"

We want quality of posts to be as high as possible. Many Monkeys believe that the more you post, the less interesting the posts will be. We ask that you post one good, interesting and discussion-worthy post per day. If you think you have more than one, so be it. We're certainly not forcing you not to post. Make 'em good!

Dr Ray Stantz: Are you okay? Louis: Who are you guys? Dr Ray Stantz: We're the Ghostbusters. Louis: Who does your taxes? Dr Ray Stantz: You know, Mr. Tully, you are a most fortunate individual. Louis: I know! Dr Ray Stantz: You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909! Louis: Felt great. Dr. Egon Spengler: We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue. Louis: Okay.

In "The comic genius of Tina Fey."

Alec Baldwin's 3rd best piece of acting. Monologues from "Glenngary Glenross" and "Malice" being one and two

In "Por for girls, by girls. "

By girls named David McCandless?

In "Falling down"

God Hates the World. Chilling!

In "Seth Fisher"

The Secret Headquarters is holding a retrospective tonight and all proceeds will go to his son's education fund.

In "Superman is a Dick. "

Batman is not a dick...but a master of timing.

In "Fried coke"

I had it at the California State Fair (along with deep fried avocado and a deep fried peanut butter and banana drizzled with honey sandwich) and I give it a thumbs down.

In "We are the music makers,"

Can I use this guitar?


Marty Bass?

In "It's free comic book day again"

I got Owly, The Umbrella Academy, Whiteout, Hunter's Moon, Last Blood, Vigins Comic Special, Unseen Peanuts, Nexus, Little Archie, Mickey Mouse, Battlestar Galactica Season Zero, Family Guy, Astounding Wolf-Man, Viper Comics Presents, TransFormers, Amazing Spiderman, LoSH, and KeenSpot. Whew!!!

It's Free Comic Book Day!!!

In "Record Labels Stick Dick in Net Radio's Mashed Potatoes."

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In "Curious George: Firewire -> USB"

Would something like this be helpful.

In "Gah!"

Rick Astley is white?!?!?! CREEEEPY!!! j/k

In "Password: MONKEY"

letmein? I don't ge...fuck, nevermind I got it.

In "Catapult Boy Learns The Hard Way"

You can lead a Catapult boy to water but you can't make a crocodile not eat him.

In "Happy (belated) Birthday, Iggy!"

Who's the Boss? Oooops, wrong thread.

In "Sale of the century!"

Maybe it's Disney money...maybe for a viral "Black Hole" video?

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