In "Iowa! Land of mysteries!"

Well, the mumps epidemic has been contained, so they've got that going for them.

In "Underwater sub-tectonic UFO bases under construction."

This is not the case in the 5-D zero point quantum vacuum - the Hyperspace. When ever life seems a bit slow, just remember you really live a 5D zero point quantum vacuum. Suddenly, it's not so boring anymore.

In "Why 70's variety shows don't exist anymore."

Who's the other guy?

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