Not even a very good tin hat story. Dang. We need Hunter involved with the Grays and Reptilian overlords pushing drugs in Des Moines. Yeah and the crafts from Area 51 were piloted by mutant humans hopped up on adrenal glands stolen from Peruvian basket weavers...
Or something..
That's all I need. A cabinet full of jabbering pill bottles. Christ, the prozac just wants to talk and tell you how happy it is, the viagra keeps saying how hot you are and offers suggestive uses for the turkey baster in the next cabinet.
I live ini Kansas City and I keep telling my wife that Missouri is #1. I tell her we need to do more swinging and wild kinky sex things to keep the rankings up. Damn her.
what mahoukenshi said. Use the dlink tool instead of the winxp deal. Also you might want to futz w/the router and it's location. We've had to move ours around just a bit to get the best connectivity. And we got a big ass antennea (sp? it's early) that seemed to help quite a bit. Like $29 @ compusa.
Fandango. I can't believe no one has mentioned Fandango. Kevin Costner, Judd Nelson, some big fat hairy guy. One last bout with craziness before they go off to adulthood. Always brings a tear to my eye.
One song they haven't taken away yet is "Christmas Time is Here" to "A Charlie Brown Christmas"
I heard a horrible, horrible version of this very wonderful song this last christmas. OMFG, I don't know who it was, but they should be taken out not shot or anything, but given a good, swift kick in the ass.
I'm diabetic. Should I eat a lot of pork chops and monkey brains?
posted by damnitkage 18 years ago
In "Are you a Republican?"
Surprise, I was 0% republican. I'm surprised really. I didn't think that it would be that high.
posted by damnitkage 18 years ago
In "Any Zombies Out There?"
How in the hell do you use the shotgun?
posted by damnitkage 18 years ago
In "Lockheed Martin"
terminal anal fistulas Great name for a band...
posted by damnitkage 18 years ago
In "May 5 is the National Day of Prayer"
My knee really hurts when I have to kneel on it. I'm just gonna get drunk. Okay?
posted by damnitkage 18 years ago
In "Curious George: I need a graphic artist to design a logo"
by contacting me. address is in profile.
posted by damnitkage 18 years ago
In "projects any monkey can do."
Very cool site. Great link. I'm off to home depot to get the stuff to build this
posted by damnitkage 19 years ago
In "finding lost friends"
so of course i'm picking my nose
posted by damnitkage 19 years ago
In "Maserati Corse dodeci"
It's the powerful mach 5 only better.
posted by damnitkage 19 years ago
In "Life Just Got Easier™"
Jesus god. This looks horrible, although I'm sure that all of the meat processing stuff is equally as bad. Yech.
posted by damnitkage 19 years ago
In "Tin. Hats. Ahoy."
Not even a very good tin hat story. Dang. We need Hunter involved with the Grays and Reptilian overlords pushing drugs in Des Moines. Yeah and the crafts from Area 51 were piloted by mutant humans hopped up on adrenal glands stolen from Peruvian basket weavers... Or something..
posted by damnitkage 19 years ago
In "Messiah!"
I watched the messaiah cam. didn't see anything interesting. does someone start taking off clothes or something soon?
posted by damnitkage 19 years ago
In "When the drugs start talking,"
That's all I need. A cabinet full of jabbering pill bottles. Christ, the prozac just wants to talk and tell you how happy it is, the viagra keeps saying how hot you are and offers suggestive uses for the turkey baster in the next cabinet.
posted by damnitkage 19 years ago
In "Hunter S. Thompson commits suicide. "
Too sad that one of the strangest, best minds of a generation is gone. I'll raise a glass to the man.
posted by damnitkage 19 years ago
In "How YOU doin'? Missouri #1 State For Getting It On!"
I live ini Kansas City and I keep telling my wife that Missouri is #1. I tell her we need to do more swinging and wild kinky sex things to keep the rankings up. Damn her.
posted by damnitkage 19 years ago
In "Wal-whiners"
Good old walmart. Fuck 'em.
posted by damnitkage 19 years ago
In "Wireless George"
what mahoukenshi said. Use the dlink tool instead of the winxp deal. Also you might want to futz w/the router and it's location. We've had to move ours around just a bit to get the best connectivity. And we got a big ass antennea (sp? it's early) that seemed to help quite a bit. Like $29 @ compusa.
posted by damnitkage 19 years ago
In "Curious, Sellout II"
I'm 40 and still trying to figure this shit out...
posted by damnitkage 19 years ago
In "Cinematic George - Favorite Under-Rated Movies"
Fandango. I can't believe no one has mentioned Fandango. Kevin Costner, Judd Nelson, some big fat hairy guy. One last bout with craziness before they go off to adulthood. Always brings a tear to my eye.
posted by damnitkage 19 years ago
In "My soul feels so violated"
One song they haven't taken away yet is "Christmas Time is Here" to "A Charlie Brown Christmas" I heard a horrible, horrible version of this very wonderful song this last christmas. OMFG, I don't know who it was, but they should be taken out not shot or anything, but given a good, swift kick in the ass.
posted by damnitkage 19 years ago
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