In "How to pick up and carry your iMac G5"

...and knowing is half the battle.

In "Curious George"


In "This"

I think George Lucas would be very interested in this dillution of trademark. frickin' hippies.

In ""Do you mean that anybody who is not donating a kidney is taking someone's life?""

Oh hell yeah. That'll go nicely with the horns on the hood.

"you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because I got the kidneys, that's why."

In "Death Mask Gallery."

Best. Post. Ever.

In "Security checkpoints to begin in Boston subways."

While I agree that this trend is disturbing, it is worth point out that the NY ban is merely proposed at this point. In any case, I'm glad I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

In "Someone"

i'd really like to know how much time the average MeFite spends online each day.

In "Apes face extinction."

Ha! Take that, Dr. Zaius! You damn dirty ape!

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