Emo Kid
You are 42% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.
I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.
I'm drowning in holy, holy vomit.
*ring *ring
Adolf: Eine minuten, eine minuten.
(Car phone stops rings)
Adolf: Ach! Das vagenphone ist eine...nuisance phone!
Argentinian on a bike: Buenos noches, mein fuerher.
Adolf: (dejectedly) Ja, ja.
here's a dollar clockzero, go start an aid agency that will be 100% effective, because obviously no one can do it better than you, since you seem to know how everyone else is doing it wrong. Oh... what's that? You're aren't going to? You are perhaps, talking out of your ass?
My plan is almost complete! In a couple years my puny Canadian Dollars will be worth millions of your US warbucks and I'll finally be able to afford my army of unstoppable robot monkies!
Canada always wins!
Muahaha!
Emo Kid You are 42% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant. You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid. I'm drowning in holy, holy vomit.
posted by concreteforest 19 years ago
In "What's the best free thing you've ever scored? Love and lunch excluded."
coffe maker, 2 pairs of shoes, a tap water filter thing and a brand new subwoofer. At my garage sale. So I made money -and- got more crap to move!
posted by concreteforest 19 years ago
In "Curious frustrated George"
hmmm... Jesus = carpenter, Jesus = popular. Harrison Ford = carpenter, Harrison Ford = popular. Harrison Ford is Jesus! This explains so much!
posted by concreteforest 19 years ago
In "Wal-whiners"
*ring *ring Adolf: Eine minuten, eine minuten. (Car phone stops rings) Adolf: Ach! Das vagenphone ist eine...nuisance phone! Argentinian on a bike: Buenos noches, mein fuerher. Adolf: (dejectedly) Ja, ja.
posted by concreteforest 19 years ago
In "State of the Union Address"
"This is what you call going to hell in a bobsled 'cause you're moving faster than you can in a basket."
posted by concreteforest 19 years ago
In "Thanks a lot guys."
please don't hide behind my country because people don't like yours. It's not a compliment.
posted by concreteforest 19 years ago
In "Acceptable US military policy?"
that's a really brillant plan court3nay - but I don't think the administration came up with it on purpose.
posted by concreteforest 20 years ago
In "World on Fire. [Quicktime]"
here's a dollar clockzero, go start an aid agency that will be 100% effective, because obviously no one can do it better than you, since you seem to know how everyone else is doing it wrong. Oh... what's that? You're aren't going to? You are perhaps, talking out of your ass?
posted by concreteforest 20 years ago
In "Yup, four more years"
My plan is almost complete! In a couple years my puny Canadian Dollars will be worth millions of your US warbucks and I'll finally be able to afford my army of unstoppable robot monkies! Canada always wins! Muahaha!
posted by concreteforest 20 years ago
In "Going places you're not supposed to go."
you can also visit Seattle, I've been to Edinburgh (and recommend the tour) and would love to visit Moscow.
posted by concreteforest 20 years ago
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