I personally don't think there is enough room for two squids on this blog. There might be a sucker wrestling match and I put my dibs on Squidranch. He be one big, strong, burly squid that just might take you down.
Thank goodness for giant squid. Those hydrolic suckers are far more powerful than any man eating shark. C'mon, C'mon I dare you to swim anywhere near a Squid Ranch with the corral open.
I hate those fucking wheels. Although I did see a set on a cab 6am yesterday morning at a stop sign with spinning chrome "flame" wheels. On top of the roof was an advertisement with transport to and from our local Agua Calente casino. The cabby was a short old fart looking up over the wheel, wearing a viser and smoking a big stoggie. I really got a chuckle. So I guess I don't hate those fucking wheels after all.
Here's a great link for sending donations to help the animals in need from the Katrina disaster zone. I sent them $200.00, e-mailed all my animal loving friends and family and the responce of donations has been very positive. Having 3 dogs, 2 cats and a horse, I can't even imagine the pain owners and pets have suffered. Not lessening the value of human lives in the least but domesticated animals are SO dependent on us humans for survival. As my brother Squid's cat Bert says, "he's the guy who opens the cans."
Noah's Wish Coordinating Pet Rescue in Slidell, La.
NEW YORK, Sept. 1, 2005 (PRIMEZONE) -- Noah's Wish is working with animal control officials in the city of Slidell, Louisiana to coordinate animal rescue. Terri Crisp, Founder and Director of Noah's Wish, has met with Slidell Mayor Ben Morris and Animal Control Director Damian Anti to assess the city's needs and a coordinated pet rescue operation is being implemented.
The animal control facility in Slidell was flooded with 10 feet of water and approximately 50 animals were evacuated prior to the storm. The Mayor of Slidell has made available a large warehouse that is being used to set up a temporary shelter for cats and small dogs. In a lot behind the warehouse, tents are being set up, and chain link dog-runs being built to house larger dogs. Once completed, the temporary shelter will be able to house over 1,000 animals. Over 400 trained Noah's Wish volunteers and 25 veterinarians will work around the clock to provide medical support and care to these pets.
"There are many dogs running loose throughout the city," said Crisp. "Many people left their animals behind when they evacuated and law enforcement has been cutting dogs loose as they find them." Approximately 200 stray animals have already been picked up by animal control and these animals will be moved to the temporary shelter. A database will track all animals that enter the shelter, with the goal of reuniting owners with their lost pets. Temporary shelter for pets will be offered to residents who lost their homes and are unable to keep their animals with them in shelters or hotels. One Noah's Wish volunteer, a veterinary technician from Indianapolis, is working to assess the needs of local veterinarians in Slidell so they can open their offices to treat injured animals.
The city of Slidell, located directly north of Lake Ponchatrain was devastated by Katrina. "We can use all the help we can get right now and I am incredibly grateful to have Noah's Wish here to coordinate relief efforts for pets," said Slidell Mayor Ben Morris.
Americans who want to help can donate online Noahswish . Donations go directly to help the animals of this disaster and cash is preferred as it allows the organization to purchase the supplies needed.
Terri Crisp reminds Americans that hurricane season is not over. "Don't wait for an emergency to strike -- be prepared for disasters and include your animals in your family's disaster plan. Make sure your pet always has proper identification in case they are lost." Crisp has been devoted to animal disaster preparedness, education, and response since 1983. She has responded to over 50 disasters worldwide including floods, wildfires, and hurricanes, and traveled overseas to aid in the aftermath of the Asian tsunami in 2004. She has trained volunteers, animal welfare organizations, and emergency management agencies across the nation and around the world, building relationships that enable her to work with organizations during times of crisis. Crisp is the author of two books, Out of Harm's Way and Emergency Animal Rescue Stories, which provide stories from some of the disasters she has responded to.
WWW.NOAHSWISH.ORG
Smegma on a horses penis and sheath I understand. No smegma on my gelding. He was just cleaned by a German equine vet. Just wondering if uncircumsized school boys smegma comments are to the bone? Dirty smelling brats.
Ladybug! Ladybug!
Fly away home.
Your house is on fire.
And your children all gone.
All except one,
And that's little Ann,
For she crept under
The frying pan.
is actually the version I learned but we changed it from gone to alone because of the rhyme. But I like your twisted"burn" sister version mo better ladybugwacky.
You...... Queen Salina your boyfriend...... Justianian from the cult movie "The Viking Queen" (1967) Just think of the fun you could have for the night as a very sexy he-woman Viking Diva. And your significant other could be slingin' his dong with fake blood seeping from his ears and nazel cavities.
"To honour her father's dying wish, Queen Salina shares the rule of Icena with Justinian, a fair and just Roman. This displeases the bloodthirsty Druids on one side and the more hard-line Romans on the other. As Salina and Justinian fall in love their enemies start to plot, and blood soon stains the green hills of Britain."
You...... Queen Salina your boyfriend...... Justianian from the cult movie "The Viking Queen" (1967) Just think of the fun you could have for the night as a very sexy he-woman Viking Diva. And your significant other could be slingin' his dong with fake blood seeping from his ears and nazel cavities.
"To honour her father's dying wish, Queen Salina shares the rule of Icena with Justinian, a fair and just Roman. This displeases the bloodthirsty Druids on one side and the more hard-line Romans on the other. As Salina and Justinian fall in love their enemies start to plot, and blood soon stains the green hills of Britain."
I personally don't think there is enough room for two squids on this blog. There might be a sucker wrestling match and I put my dibs on Squidranch. He be one big, strong, burly squid that just might take you down.
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "Lucky for him, the camera was there"
Sick sick sick!
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "101 uses for a dead cat . . . better make that 102 . . ."
Can you imagine the smell coming out of the tail........ pipes?
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "Dogs. Dressed as bees."
Warped.
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "Marie Antoinette Redux"
Bab's belongs back on the Quaker Oat hot cereal container sans the ever present pearls.
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "Batter 'em"
Thank goodness for giant squid. Those hydrolic suckers are far more powerful than any man eating shark. C'mon, C'mon I dare you to swim anywhere near a Squid Ranch with the corral open.
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "Curious George - Who's on dial-up?"
Broadband is the only way to fly. I only wish I got frequent flyer miles for using it.
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "When spinning tire rims just aren't bling enough..."
I hate those fucking wheels. Although I did see a set on a cab 6am yesterday morning at a stop sign with spinning chrome "flame" wheels. On top of the roof was an advertisement with transport to and from our local Agua Calente casino. The cabby was a short old fart looking up over the wheel, wearing a viser and smoking a big stoggie. I really got a chuckle. So I guess I don't hate those fucking wheels after all.
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "Sayonara, Little Buddy"
I always wondered if Gilligan ever got it on with Ginger.
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "Temporary homes for dogs and cats displaced by Katrina; they say they'll transport them to you, ANYWHERE!"
Your welcome bibliochick. Terri Crisp is a right on chick.
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
Here's a great link for sending donations to help the animals in need from the Katrina disaster zone. I sent them $200.00, e-mailed all my animal loving friends and family and the responce of donations has been very positive. Having 3 dogs, 2 cats and a horse, I can't even imagine the pain owners and pets have suffered. Not lessening the value of human lives in the least but domesticated animals are SO dependent on us humans for survival. As my brother Squid's cat Bert says, "he's the guy who opens the cans." Noah's Wish Coordinating Pet Rescue in Slidell, La. NEW YORK, Sept. 1, 2005 (PRIMEZONE) -- Noah's Wish is working with animal control officials in the city of Slidell, Louisiana to coordinate animal rescue. Terri Crisp, Founder and Director of Noah's Wish, has met with Slidell Mayor Ben Morris and Animal Control Director Damian Anti to assess the city's needs and a coordinated pet rescue operation is being implemented. The animal control facility in Slidell was flooded with 10 feet of water and approximately 50 animals were evacuated prior to the storm. The Mayor of Slidell has made available a large warehouse that is being used to set up a temporary shelter for cats and small dogs. In a lot behind the warehouse, tents are being set up, and chain link dog-runs being built to house larger dogs. Once completed, the temporary shelter will be able to house over 1,000 animals. Over 400 trained Noah's Wish volunteers and 25 veterinarians will work around the clock to provide medical support and care to these pets. "There are many dogs running loose throughout the city," said Crisp. "Many people left their animals behind when they evacuated and law enforcement has been cutting dogs loose as they find them." Approximately 200 stray animals have already been picked up by animal control and these animals will be moved to the temporary shelter. A database will track all animals that enter the shelter, with the goal of reuniting owners with their lost pets. Temporary shelter for pets will be offered to residents who lost their homes and are unable to keep their animals with them in shelters or hotels. One Noah's Wish volunteer, a veterinary technician from Indianapolis, is working to assess the needs of local veterinarians in Slidell so they can open their offices to treat injured animals. The city of Slidell, located directly north of Lake Ponchatrain was devastated by Katrina. "We can use all the help we can get right now and I am incredibly grateful to have Noah's Wish here to coordinate relief efforts for pets," said Slidell Mayor Ben Morris. Americans who want to help can donate online Noahswish . Donations go directly to help the animals of this disaster and cash is preferred as it allows the organization to purchase the supplies needed. Terri Crisp reminds Americans that hurricane season is not over. "Don't wait for an emergency to strike -- be prepared for disasters and include your animals in your family's disaster plan. Make sure your pet always has proper identification in case they are lost." Crisp has been devoted to animal disaster preparedness, education, and response since 1983. She has responded to over 50 disasters worldwide including floods, wildfires, and hurricanes, and traveled overseas to aid in the aftermath of the Asian tsunami in 2004. She has trained volunteers, animal welfare organizations, and emergency management agencies across the nation and around the world, building relationships that enable her to work with organizations during times of crisis. Crisp is the author of two books, Out of Harm's Way and Emergency Animal Rescue Stories, which provide stories from some of the disasters she has responded to. WWW.NOAHSWISH.ORG
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "Fuck you, Sir!"
Smegma on a horses penis and sheath I understand. No smegma on my gelding. He was just cleaned by a German equine vet. Just wondering if uncircumsized school boys smegma comments are to the bone? Dirty smelling brats.
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "Andy Griffin is the farmer at Mariquita Farm."
Ladybug! Ladybug! Fly away home. Your house is on fire. And your children all gone. All except one, And that's little Ann, For she crept under The frying pan. is actually the version I learned but we changed it from gone to alone because of the rhyme. But I like your twisted"burn" sister version mo better ladybugwacky.
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
Lady bug, lady bug, fly away home. Your house is on fire, your kids are alone.............
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "Curious George: Obscure Costume Ideas"
You...... Queen Salina your boyfriend...... Justianian from the cult movie "The Viking Queen" (1967) Just think of the fun you could have for the night as a very sexy he-woman Viking Diva. And your significant other could be slingin' his dong with fake blood seeping from his ears and nazel cavities. "To honour her father's dying wish, Queen Salina shares the rule of Icena with Justinian, a fair and just Roman. This displeases the bloodthirsty Druids on one side and the more hard-line Romans on the other. As Salina and Justinian fall in love their enemies start to plot, and blood soon stains the green hills of Britain."
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
You...... Queen Salina your boyfriend...... Justianian from the cult movie "The Viking Queen" (1967) Just think of the fun you could have for the night as a very sexy he-woman Viking Diva. And your significant other could be slingin' his dong with fake blood seeping from his ears and nazel cavities. "To honour her father's dying wish, Queen Salina shares the rule of Icena with Justinian, a fair and just Roman. This displeases the bloodthirsty Druids on one side and the more hard-line Romans on the other. As Salina and Justinian fall in love their enemies start to plot, and blood soon stains the green hills of Britain."
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "Finally, we know who would win in a battle betwen an octopus and a shark"
That ain't no octopussy taken on shark bait.
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "Comfort Pets: An Urn Alternative."
I think my brother Squid has dibs on my ceramic hip once I become a heap of ashes and bone chips.
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
In "Buffo is the World's Strongest Clown. "
posted by chechebell 19 years ago
When encountering a clown, posted by chechebell 19 years ago
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