In "Curious George - help, help, they're being depressed!"

All I can say is I'm glad you're not my teacher - solicitng advice on how to deal with depression in kids from strangers on the internet - bizarre.

In "Lockheed Martin"

And you are a fuckhead! Shall we dance? Asswipe? bwahaha. YHBT HAND Dumbass.

In "Revenge of the Sith"

In the interest of fair advertising, you probably should mention there are ***SPOILERS*** in your first link. You mean OMG! Anakin is Darth Vader, now who would have thought that! Thanks for ruining it for me :(

In "Lockheed Martin"

I mean, this thing looks like a medical device for operating on terminal anal fistulas. It's like something Boba Fett would wear on his back. Of course! If we make spaceships look pretty, they'll work better too, why did noone think of this before... You are a dumbass.

In "Study claims IQ differences at least 50% genetic"

All I know is that black people really, really suck at Jeopardy...

In "Design albums the 50 cent way."

very mildly

In "The Most Important Games Ever Made"

i think it's actually a list of oldest game to newest.

In "Guess the Google"

dreadlocks....I never got that one, but it has the same spelling Brit/US it's dreads

307

In "Potential terrorists?"

What would they have done if the alarm had gone off?

In "Goodbye Hotmail!"

hillarious

In "Bonsai Kitten"

i think this was the first and only time i've fallen for a hoax on the net, but it was 1998 and I was a noob.

In "The Space Race is ON!!!"

bit late aren't you? this has been won already.

In "Pretty in Pink"

gross fake tits in pink. she looks less human than a real doll.

In "How to Witness with Halo 2"

Erm what game isn't about aliens attacking the earth and a single figure rescuing everyone?? At least Doom includes a healthy dose of pentagrams and goat skulls.

In "Beautiful QT Muppet Movie"

aha this is where all the tedious bastards on monkeyfilter hang out! if you don't care for that you are probably very sane and boring. oooh the condecension is killing me darling!

In "They're EVERYWHERE!"

If you're offended by that how about trying Gay Niggers from Outer Space :)

In "Bush & Co. Force Out UN Refugee Chief."

"It would have been outright dishonest to say that among a population with about 30% support for Hamas that none of them worked for us," Go America, land of the "if you try to be honest you're fired, put some spin on it bud". There is no place for honesty and integrity in America or Israel.

In "Curious, George: "

Wow, seriously can you actually get dressed without making a dumb post on here about it?

In ""

Which is better, AIDS or the Holocaust? That one kind of stopped me in my merry ranking tracks.

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