In "Curious George: Whats the stoopedest theeng yoov evar don?"

While in college a friend from Texas accidentally swapped her diaphragm's spermicide tube for her roommate's tube of Ben Gay. Nothing starts my day like bursting into the women's bathroom to find out who's being murdered and seeing a well-built 6' naked blond screaming while doing a headstand under the shower...

In "Do not jerk off with icy hot!!!"

When I was in college, a friend from Texas managed to switch the spermacide tube for her diaphragm with her roommate's tube of Ben Gay. There's nothing quite like bursting into the women's bathroom because it sounds like someone's being killed and seeing a statuesque naked Texan doing a headstand under the shower head.

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