In "Gummy Bear Sex!"

16)Do not turn on the airration jets under any circumstances. Classic.

In "Curious Six Degrees Name Dropping George."

Gramps was friends with a lot of future greats and not-so-greats in the Army, like Eisenhower and Friedendall. Dad's Godfather was one of them. The story was he walked up to the gates of Peking and chalked a big "X" on them for the artillery pieces to hit.

In "Violence in New Orleans? "

Hey: those Guard guys may mean well, but they got there five days after everything happened. They didn't see shit. They heard about it, maybe. And maybe that's the truth. But from what I saw there, compared to the rumors I heard there, I doubt it.

In "Curious George: On The Road"

As Sexyrobot said, most of New Orleans is tawdry, but some of it's nice. Don't skip the rest of Louisiana, though, it's unique. We'd love to have you spend a night with us.

In "Curious George: What's in a username?"

In case you're wondering, it's uh-CHAFF-uh-lie-'a With the A's at both ends almost silent.

I work in the big swamp nearby with the same name. I use it everywhere, because nobody else does.

In "Curious Editorial George:"

The Write Stuff.

In "Curious George - The Occult in Islam"

There are a couple of books, I think, about Zar, a practice in the pre-Islamic world that persists today. It's a gathering of women where they pass around ceremonial amounts of alcohol, dance and sing, and take turns being possessed by spirits. I would guess it's a way of reintegrating the women back into their community, and smoothing over trouble spots by offering an excuse for behavior that might cause problems otherwise.

In "CuriousGeorge: Building a House"

I second all the advice others have given, but I would say you are asking for a lot of trouble. I just got done building an addition that doubled the size of my home. I bought the home from the guy who built it, and he did the heavy lifting on the addition. If you're not handy, you're talking about more than doubling the time it's going to take you. There are miles of distance between those housing plans and where the hammer meets the nail. If you really must, I would do a couple of things: build small, as small as you can feel comfortable with. I would also find professional help whenever and wherever you can get it. Someone recommended to me looking for people with building skills who are working off a debt to society through a local church. I would also go to a temp agency.

In "Curious George: Learning Flash"

Can you tell us more about what you're trying to do? I did my whole site in Flash, with a lot of help from Flashkit.com but it's made it kind of clunky and tough to update. There may be something better for what you're trying to do, is all I'm saying.

In "Everyday Tips"

When you're stuck behind someone slow while driving, don't bother to ride right on their butt, then pull out and pass when the way is clear. Hang back, then when it looks like there'll be a gap after the next oncoming car, speed up, pull out after the oncoming car passes, and pass the car in front of you with ease. Safer for everybody! When you're lost in the swamp, look around for a maple. They grow on higher ground, usually the spoil bank of a channel.

In "The Heysel disaster."

Soccer's not my thing, but my jaw just dropped when I read the game went on!

In "Chimp Birthday Party turns bad."

...mauled his foot off.

In "Swamp meetup"

Bring the boat!

Squid, you're around here? Great! Send me an e-mail and I'll give you the details.

I'm hosting a crawfish boil at my house near Lafayette, and would love to meet other Mofites and Mefites. So drop me a line and we'll get another sack. Sitzpinklers welcome.

In "Curious George: Sunny and Secluded Camping in US?"

Horn Island. Dry Tortugas.

In "Is William Rehnquist Deep Throat?"

Maybe he's just a man who reached the end of his very long rope. Or found his conscience. But what about that other guy, that the class picked? I haven't heard anybody say how he's doing.

In "What's the best free thing you've ever scored? Love and lunch excluded."

A ride on the Goodyear blimp.

In "Curious frustrated George"

Maybe introduce him quietly to other religions via books about other cultures, like India, China and the Middle East? Maybe when he sees there's a variety of opinions out there he'll lighten up. Maybe if you just calmly tell him you don't believe what he does, ask him to stop and leave it at that.

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