Somehow, utter perplexity exclipses righteous confusion, alluring, like indiglo frogs, roaring against giant insects like injured steveadores trying in caves, exampler xylophone playing is allowing life it's due occasions, creating infernal ossicilations under stress.
Dancing down
crowded city streets,
cars caress their
blacktop lover.
The vibrations
of reving engines
stir the air,
while putrid exhaust
distorts.
Flicker green,
rip and roar.
The automotive army
tears down the tar.
They take no prisoners
on the race
to purgatory.
Traffic Jam
slows all to
a dismal crawl.
Creeping, cringing
through the heat.
Licenses plates twist
in exhaust fumes.
When the road becomes
one snarling impotent
vehicle of rage,
we all drive yugos.
I don't know about the child support thing, but in Germany you could have the woman arrested for rape. Their consent laws include a consent clause that says you aren't able to legally consent if you are inebriated past a certain extent.
Go to Vienna. Fantastic town around Christmas. The art museum downtown is breathtakingly beautiful, and that's the just entrance. The natural science museum across the plaza is pretty good. You can go see the grave of Beethoven and Brahms. Go see the uniform Arch Duke Ferdinand was wearing when shot. You can see where they cut him out. See the car he was riding in, all at the War History museum. There is an italian restaurant two streets down St. Stephensplatz that is open for your christmas eve dinner. Fantastic food. Went there twice in one day.
Basically this. Sites to see? Very much checked if you like history. Easy to get around? Check, nice subway. Friendly people? Check. Very helpful if you didn't speak german and were polite about it.
I know the perfect example! First Lady Laura Bush. I mean really, if she wasn't married to George W, she never would have gotten the appointment to First Lady.
Does she have any formal training in cookie baking? Was she ever trained in moral boosting? Has she ever lied for her husband? What's her stance on Iraq?
Really, George W should have appointed someone with a little more foreign policy experience if he wanted to go mucking around in other countries as President. He should have picked someone like Condi, she at least has some relevant experience.
Regarding the advice to call a lawyer, unless you can prove harm has been done, you have no case for a malpractice lawsuit. Doctors and other health professionals are allowed to make mistakes. It only becomes malpractice when it is detrimental to the patients health.
Of course, just by bringing the suit, you have a good chance at getting a settlement because most insurance companies can settle cheaper than they can litigate, but it is those kind of frivalous law suits that raise malpractice insurance rates to ridiculous amounts making it harder for proper care to be had.
quidnunc, a man can still breed himself an army of hideous ape-men to do his evil bidding, I can just copy his army of hideous ape-men to create an army to do my bidding without having to pay royalties! (genetic) Information wants to be freeeeeeeee!!!!!
Has Bush ever said that going to church was essential to be a good christian? You can be religious without going to church. Especially being a born again evangelical, which focuses on the personal relationship with god. In the end, religion and its practice is a very personal thing, and you can only hold people up to their own beliefs. So unless bush has gone on and on about how attending churh on a regular basis is essential this is a non issue. Besides, there are so many other reasons not to like him.
This is pretty cool.
posted by apoch 18 years ago
In "M.O.N.K.E.Y. No. SE7EN"
Sadly, underneath prosaic prose endures regret.
posted by apoch 18 years ago
"Damnation! Oblivion," noxious undulations terrifyingly scream!
posted by apoch 18 years ago
Timelessness, occuring randomly, tripping undulations rend eternity.
posted by apoch 18 years ago
Injurious Nube! Flagellate loquaciously, announcing murderous ethos succintly.
posted by apoch 18 years ago
Surprisingly Engraging Xenophobia
posted by apoch 18 years ago
Somehow, utter perplexity exclipses righteous confusion, alluring, like indiglo frogs, roaring against giant insects like injured steveadores trying in caves, exampler xylophone playing is allowing life it's due occasions, creating infernal ossicilations under stress.
posted by apoch 18 years ago
In "Which Sports Care are You?"
Dancing down crowded city streets, cars caress their blacktop lover. The vibrations of reving engines stir the air, while putrid exhaust distorts. Flicker green, rip and roar. The automotive army tears down the tar. They take no prisoners on the race to purgatory. Traffic Jam slows all to a dismal crawl. Creeping, cringing through the heat. Licenses plates twist in exhaust fumes. When the road becomes one snarling impotent vehicle of rage, we all drive yugos.
posted by apoch 18 years ago
In "Child Support!"
I don't know about the child support thing, but in Germany you could have the woman arrested for rape. Their consent laws include a consent clause that says you aren't able to legally consent if you are inebriated past a certain extent.
posted by apoch 18 years ago
In "Curious Humbug!"
Go to Vienna. Fantastic town around Christmas. The art museum downtown is breathtakingly beautiful, and that's the just entrance. The natural science museum across the plaza is pretty good. You can go see the grave of Beethoven and Brahms. Go see the uniform Arch Duke Ferdinand was wearing when shot. You can see where they cut him out. See the car he was riding in, all at the War History museum. There is an italian restaurant two streets down St. Stephensplatz that is open for your christmas eve dinner. Fantastic food. Went there twice in one day. Basically this. Sites to see? Very much checked if you like history. Easy to get around? Check, nice subway. Friendly people? Check. Very helpful if you didn't speak german and were polite about it.
posted by apoch 18 years ago
In "Find the Brownie!"
I know the perfect example! First Lady Laura Bush. I mean really, if she wasn't married to George W, she never would have gotten the appointment to First Lady. Does she have any formal training in cookie baking? Was she ever trained in moral boosting? Has she ever lied for her husband? What's her stance on Iraq? Really, George W should have appointed someone with a little more foreign policy experience if he wanted to go mucking around in other countries as President. He should have picked someone like Condi, she at least has some relevant experience.
posted by apoch 19 years ago
In "Curious George: Prescription Mistake"
Regarding the advice to call a lawyer, unless you can prove harm has been done, you have no case for a malpractice lawsuit. Doctors and other health professionals are allowed to make mistakes. It only becomes malpractice when it is detrimental to the patients health. Of course, just by bringing the suit, you have a good chance at getting a settlement because most insurance companies can settle cheaper than they can litigate, but it is those kind of frivalous law suits that raise malpractice insurance rates to ridiculous amounts making it harder for proper care to be had.
posted by apoch 19 years ago
In "Patent attempted for human and ape lab chimera "
quidnunc, a man can still breed himself an army of hideous ape-men to do his evil bidding, I can just copy his army of hideous ape-men to create an army to do my bidding without having to pay royalties! (genetic) Information wants to be freeeeeeeee!!!!!
posted by apoch 19 years ago
In "TNR shows that despite all of his talk, GW isn't much of a churchgoer"
Has Bush ever said that going to church was essential to be a good christian? You can be religious without going to church. Especially being a born again evangelical, which focuses on the personal relationship with god. In the end, religion and its practice is a very personal thing, and you can only hold people up to their own beliefs. So unless bush has gone on and on about how attending churh on a regular basis is essential this is a non issue. Besides, there are so many other reasons not to like him.
posted by apoch 20 years ago
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