Susie, a bear from the Bertram Mills Circus, surprises two passengers in another dodgem car at Olympia, in London, where the circus is performing for Christmas. England, 1954.
it's a good idea, but still needs a bit of work imho. for reference:
you can see right away how the ^wsj ones are much more rough and 'texturized'... compared w/ the ps tutorial ones, where the crosshatches are barely visible.
next thing you know, al gore will ask us to stop watching tv during the HOCKEY PLAYOFFS! of course, what else would you expect from the guy that INVENTED INTERWEB? hello can you say "conflict of interests" sheesh
sidenote: "nasal douche" has just entered my permanent vocabulary.
check out this neti pot video demonstration... [mostly sfw (eg no owl semen) but may contain a naughty word]
[i, singh hi, am trapped in this fortune cookie factory. i would kill for a tall glass of cold milk. please send help!]
and yes, clearly liberalism is to blame. for everything.
you sick fucks. personally, i'd rather be hung than hanged, i suppose. but given the previous sentence: "The ironic thing is that I have never heard any woman, white or black, express any admiration for a conk." (conk, not cock) and the social/historical context, i have to agree with something more along the lines of insolentchimp's & es el queso's interpretations... i.e.,
"donna, did you notice his hair? it's almost as straight as a white man's! isn't that nifty?"
"no, nancy, i was too busy thinking about his enormous black snake."
"oh, donna, you're such a size queen!"
"actually nancy i'm rather frightened of reptiles. but let's see if he wants to walk to the malt shop with us after science class."
"gee whiz, that's a swell idea!"
eight years later and i have ~300,000 of the 'required' 1 million roses. almost there!
posted by Wedge 9 years ago
In "A preemptive strike!"
i stand corrected; obama is now the president (2nd term!) and so, Fes wins the thread. i *wanted* to believe.
posted by Wedge 10 years ago
In "The Scale of the Universe"
rad presentation... i like the scrolling. good stuff.
posted by Wedge 12 years ago
In "Free Quonsar!"
...and yet another friggin happy (belated) birthday to q. anyone want to administer the birthday spankings?
posted by Wedge 16 years ago
In "Juan the Bear attempts Zoo escape - with a bicycle."
posted by Wedge 16 years ago
In "Strange Maps"
"Boleslav the Wrymouthed" would be a pretty sweet username imho
posted by Wedge 16 years ago
In "Make your photo into a Wall Street Journal style hedcut. "
it's a good idea, but still needs a bit of work imho. for reference:
you can see right away how the ^wsj ones are much more rough and 'texturized'... compared w/ the ps tutorial ones, where the crosshatches are barely visible.
posted by Wedge 16 years ago
In "It's hard being rich"
you sick fucks
posted by Wedge 16 years ago
In "Wine scandal leaves Sausalito with a bad taste."
war on terroir?
posted by Wedge 16 years ago
In "I HAS A NETI POT"
I'd Love This Product Even If I Weren't A Stealth Marketer
posted by Wedge 16 years ago
i'd be willing to throw in 10 USD if middleclasstool takes a load of bongwater in each nostril and then uploads the video. whos with me?
posted by Wedge 16 years ago
In "Al Gore book excerpt: The Assault on Reason."
next thing you know, al gore will ask us to stop watching tv during the HOCKEY PLAYOFFS! of course, what else would you expect from the guy that INVENTED INTERWEB? hello can you say "conflict of interests" sheesh
posted by Wedge 16 years ago
In "I HAS A NETI POT"
sidenote: "nasal douche" has just entered my permanent vocabulary. check out this neti pot video demonstration... [mostly sfw (eg no owl semen) but may contain a naughty word]
posted by Wedge 16 years ago
In ""
why would zombie jesus want to eat my brains
posted by Wedge 16 years ago
In "LolCatBuilder"
posted by Wedge 16 years ago
In "Rewarding mass homicide."
[i, singh hi, am trapped in this fortune cookie factory. i would kill for a tall glass of cold milk. please send help!] and yes, clearly liberalism is to blame. for everything.
posted by Wedge 17 years ago
In "My First Conk"
you sick fucks. personally, i'd rather be hung than hanged, i suppose. but given the previous sentence: "The ironic thing is that I have never heard any woman, white or black, express any admiration for a conk." (conk, not cock) and the social/historical context, i have to agree with something more along the lines of insolentchimp's & es el queso's interpretations... i.e.,
btw ^that "KKK" logo is... spookyposted by Wedge 17 years ago
i don't think he's referring to whatever it is that you think he's referring to, TUM.
posted by Wedge 17 years ago
In "Joshua Bell as street musician."
both hilarious and depressing
posted by Wedge 17 years ago
In "Miami sex offenders living under bridge."
but where will the trolls live, fes? (won't someone please think of the trolls?!)
posted by Wedge 17 years ago
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