In "Des Res, complete with bride."

This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. My god. What have I done?

In "High school teacher dissects live dog for students' benefit."

Well, I'm sure the kids did learn more, but it wasn't about the functioning of the canine digestive track. It was about how cruel and stupid adults can be,

Will Mr. Bierregaard be doing any other of the Royal Society's latest experiements? Perhaps he'll next test for the presence of phlogiston, or maybe something else from the cutting edge of the 17th century.

In "Wes Anderson รก la The Decemberists"

Wow. While I enjoy both Wes Anderson movies and the Decemberists, this seems like a twee overdose. Good link, though. Also, check note the link regarding John Bolton. He may be scarier than the Mariner's Revenge.

In "The Cat With Hands"

Wow. That's veeeerrrry creepy. Thanks!

In "Corey Feldman is back!"

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Not safe for work, not safe for anywhere. Happily no one was walking by my window and (presumably) my volume was set on mute.

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