In "Irritating but loveable cat"

One word: Ritalin.

In "The OTHER Meetup"

I, SuperMonkeyNugget, am proud to announce that I will attend a Bay Area meetup of fellow monkeys, as long as it occurs after normal zoo hours. I will shave special parts of my body for the occasion. I may appear to have two tails. Do not be deceived. That is all.

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