In "It's up to EVERY american to elect president....but not really."

A candidate can win with only 27 percent of the popular vote. (Sorry, self-link)

In "See? They still know how to have fun at MeFi..."

No one else has done it, so I gotta say: love the Nine Billion Names of God reference.

In "iPod 3: Coming 2018 to a doubleplusgood near you."

Something tells me that, in fact, that was not an ad. It was a demo of KDLAB's 3D design and video skillz. And it totally worked. Absolutely brilliant.

In "Polystyrene the Unhealthy."

Did you know that both of the constituant elements of salt, sodium and chlorine, are horrendously poisonous and have been found in 100% of all samples of human fat tissue taken in relevant studies? What does that mean? </troll>

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