In "Type in your birth date. Instant result. "

Hmm. According to this program, there is no March 27th, 1970. Therefore, I must not exist.

In "Blondestar. Always There. Always On."

Ha ha, girls are so dumb! Oh my god, I think just having breasts makes women stupid. That and PERIODS. Boy, chicks are so goddamn lame it nearly makes me unable to watch COPS for six hours in a row. (Yes, I am very tired of blonde jokes and the inherent sexism contained within them. Let us all rise up and smash the state in an effort to create a new government that will outlaw blonde jokes.)

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