In "Hunter S. Thompson's ashes to be shot out of a cannon"

In memory of the late, great, Hunter S. Thompson... http://www.averyant.com/video_gonzo.htm

In "The human freakshow!"

And when it does catch fire, the staff and their guests will be there to put out the flames by utilizing their penchant for public urination...

That radio station is just down the road from me. They pull stunts like this all the time and it most often backfires in even more hilarious circumstances. A couple of years ago they had those guys from "Jack Ass" on for the morning show. The Jack Ass guys were completely drunk (surprise, surprise), started tearing apart the station (with the DJ's blessings) and then indulged in some public urination throughout the building... I'm not making this up! Wonder how this one will turn out for them?

In "Valentine's Day Sucks!"

Yikes! Self medicating AND self linking, I never realize I'm doing either and it always seems that others get hurt. St. Valentine was beaten with rods and decapitated... I should be so lucky. Forgive me for I know not what I do... But having read the FAQ's now I do. The madness stops here... Well, for me, anyway. No chocolate for moi on VD Day.

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