Dear Santa,
I would like a new glass bong for X-mas. Also, could you arrange for Tommy Chong's release from prison? And for John Ashcroft to die slowly from crotchrot?
Thanks,
MML
"Humans are a lot more complicated than the worm," said neurobiology professor Steven Treistman of the University of Massachusetts School forThe Incredibly Fucking Obvious.
But Gyan, all drugs are the same! Are you _trying_ to help Osama Hussien and his ilk?
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In "Fresh monkey meat"
REPOST. Seriously, I like MonkeyFilter because is has 99% less bitching and whining than that "Meta" place. And 50% more COCKPUNCH.
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In "Is it rude to diet?"
I second the cock-puch suggestion. People need to STFU about their goddamn diets already.
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In "Call Immediately"
Man, I just don't understand baseball!
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In "Papal blessing for break-dancers"
boo_radley, that would be Adolfo "Shabba-doo" Quinones. Sheesh.
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In "It appears that dodgeball is the latest hip thing."
Dodgeball can never be safe and fun. It's either/or, people.
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In "Confused? Worried? Why?"
Man, Islam is hard! *munches pork rind*
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In "Why Does Somebody Hate Todd R. Baker of Akron, Ohio?"
NOT A SEAL!
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In "Yoko Ono ego over-inflates even further."
Hey, Yoko MADE the Beatles!
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In ""
So depressing. I need a drink. Of cold, refreshing Budweiser! From the fine folks at Anheuser Busch!
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In "PETA has plans to terrorize children this Christmas"
Bunny rabbits love it when children cry.
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In "An interview with Tommy Chong,"
Dear Santa, I would like a new glass bong for X-mas. Also, could you arrange for Tommy Chong's release from prison? And for John Ashcroft to die slowly from crotchrot? Thanks, MML
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In "Least Essential Albums Of 2003"
I want to hear Diamond Dave. Does that make me a bad person?
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In "Next year is the Year of the Monkey."
I smell as fresh as a monkey!
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In "Drunk Worms."
"Humans are a lot more complicated than the worm," said neurobiology professor Steven Treistman of the University of Massachusetts School for The Incredibly Fucking Obvious.
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In ""
My workplace has suspended all beatings until after the new year, and we'll get extra gruel on Christmas morning!
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
In "This Man Shaped Your World."
I want either a Wienermobile or a flying car, and I want one NOW!
posted by MonkeyMotionLotion 20 years ago
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