In "Emo boys told to "stuff it""

You wanted men to open up to you and show more emotion? Ok, now shit up and suffer it!!! hahahahahahahaha. Meanwhile I'm sitting here scratching my hairy arse and burping to prepare myself for the counter reaction which will make blokes like me appealing again. I must remember not to shave.

In "Curious George"

Get your copy of Blazing Saddles out. Fast forward to the scene where Mel Brookes is playing the governor and there is George W. bush in all his glory. It is absolutely uncanny.

In ""

O.K. I'm no idiot. I know "cat's tail" is code for "penis" and mine is 9 inches! 9! hear that! Nine big ones! Hold on, this ruler is in centimeters...

In "RIP David Huffman"

Yes thanks for the link. I'm familiar with his name with regard to data compression but I had no idea of the scope of his work. Elegant is the only word that comes close to adequately summing it up.

In "Hilarious joke but the rest is depressing and sadly coming true."

So was this a good first post or what? Milkwood

Sorry dng. You're right. I'll go and lay down for a while. That giggling is most unbecoming.

"Jesus! It's not the same guy again is it?" Come on! It's brilliant! I can just see the little mutant saying it too.

Yeah be gentle, and maybe take a deep breath before you jump on your high horse. It never even occurred to me that it was anything other than a joke, but maybe you know something I don't know.

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