In "Curious George - So, what the hell happened?"

then you win being the biggest tosser Spoken like a true tosser. Chicken-boy rants about posting in 5...4...3...2..

In "Victor Yushchenko was NOT poisoned"

Now I understand why Nostrildamus is so so hot-headed. His tinfoil hat is making his tiny brain cook.

In "Tramp O Claus"

Man, I'd post if I could just stop crying!

Wow, you were totally not kidding when you said you were angry Nostrildamus. I'm so sorry, I won't comment any more until I can pass your background check. And sorry for any sexist comments, the stooges thing was just a funny observation.

This must be a three stooges type situation. Every guy I know thinks they are hilarious, but I never meet women who are big fans. This flash thing, though, was just lame.

Um, yeah....really funny.

In "Hardee's is introducing a new burger with 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat."

It's about time! I noticed a marked looseness in people's sweatpants at the Walmart last weekend.

In "Curious George"

Rancid old vadge? I had to reread that a couple of times. Wasn't sure I was reading monkeyfilter or a twelve-year-old boy's comments on Fark.

In "Things you hear in passing"

If it hadn't been for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college.

In "curious George"

I wanted to be an airplane pilot, but then I realized that I don't like flying. I now need tranquilizers just to get on an airplane, which is lots of fun because I love to travel. I'm not sure if I'm afraid of flying itself or being in a confined space with a bunch of idiots.

In "Curious George-Movie"

If you don't want to be around people when you watch a movie, then you should stay home to watch one. Um, some people don't like to be around RUDE people. I love sitting in packed movies, but the day the woman took her shoes off and put her stinky feet on my friend's armrest, I was a little put off. But I guess I shouldn't have complained. I was there to BE WITH people.

In ""

Will this work with mayonnaise?

In "Lip-syncing screwup goes out live on SNL."

Wow, "flaring newbies"? That nostril guy is really making everything way too tense. But I shouldn't criticise; I haven't been through the elaborate hazing rituals that you established members have.

In "Shipping internationally? Never underpay translators! "

Metafilter: not greasy specially

In "Barney breaks it down West Side style"

I can't stand those freaky kids on the show. Barney alone is annoying enough, but those heinous little trolls make me want to rip the hair out of my head. Wow......I'm bitter.....

In "Star Spangled Ice Cream"

4 quarts for $76??? They can't be serious.

In ""

30, or at least it will be thirty by September. Sadly that includes only three in the US. Maybe I should get out of my house more.....

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