In "Top ten self surgeries "

I'm such a wimp.

In "Like we did last winter..."

I love toe socks! I have a pair with each toe a different color that I adore. I have to finish my gift and get it out ASAP!

In "Your Guide To The Language Of Financial Disaster."

smt, I love that chart. Still wish I weren't working in the banking industry. I guess I'm lucky that I'm still employed. It's a cut-throat, ugly world in there...

In "PetFilter"

Did Mr. Whiskers eat the other half of that candy cane, or did he leave it embedded in one of his victims?

Update on Sammy: She turned 19 this past August, and recently gave me a health scare. Her kidneys have tested off on her last two sets of bloodwork, so the vet started making me give her fluids under the skin, suspecting Chronic Renal Failure. Her heart has been sounding off as well. I've been gearing myself up to realize she might not be around much longer. She lost a bunch of weight, getting down to 4.4 pounds (from her usual 5--she's always been a tiny cat). Spent several hundred dollars on tests and lots of unhappy cat moments to find out that her kidneys are fine, her heart is fine (for a 20 year old cat--slightly enlarged), her thyroid is fine, and she basically just had a bad upper respiratory infection. She's laughing at the stupidity of panicking humans as she lays on my wrists, making it impossible to type. Oh, and she still likes to clash.

In "Spaghetti Cake"

Check this out! (On my favorite cupcake blog). Full Course Cupcake Meal

In "Large Mexican firm Buys Bakery."

No, Uvula!

In "Mammarial advice from J-Lo"

I love that site as well.

In "Tom Cruise is Totally Fucking Nuts"

I'll take ten!

In "Austenbook"

I'm in love!

In "Dog on a Trampoline"

Sled-stealing dog having fun in the snow. Youtube. Via Nothing To Do with Arbroath

In "And now, a singing crocodile dressed as a cowboy teaches you to meditate."

I think I have been brainwashed into joining a Crocodile Cult. But I feel strangely relaxed...

In "This online advent calendar"

Bastard won't let me cheat! Seriously, this is awesome. Great thing, dirtdirt.

In "Thank You President George W. Bush"

Also, this guy honestly, truly, cross-his-heart believed that with Bush's approval rating of, what is it now, -145%, that his site would be filled to the brim with goodwill?

Is this like that thread where we were supposed to say something nice about the guy we weren't gonna vote for?

In "Who's Alive and Who's Dead?"


In "Happiness is contagious:"

Stupid extra a. That stands for APE!

In "Turkmenbashi is dead."

Yay for a new anthem. Will Turkmenistan eventually (hopefully) wipe out all the other ridiculous legacies the Bashi left for himself?

In "Tom Cruise is Totally Fucking Nuts"

Album 1: They Call Me Chillee

In "Like we did last winter..."

Now the hard part. Picking the bestest gift ever. Or something not completely fail, anyway.

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