In "Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?"

Damn, I guess I would have failed english though, Oh Wait I did....

I could have sworn the final velocity was 0mps I near the finaal velocity of a dropped object on earth is STOP when it hits correct?

In "Curious George: Make Windows Pretty Now!"

Litestep all the way Lite, Free and easy. Like a drunk Elf. www.litestep.net

In "CHEESE!"

YES! Kopke 1977 Colheite ROCKS, Best Port EVAH! GAWD YES! that and some Mimolette, gets me lay'd everytime

In "Newsfilter of the Weird for Fremont, CA"

I've Got to use that excuse for my screen saver. "Honest hunny, Goatse was not on this system TILL the Bad man the Chihuahuas chaced off, put them there!"

In "The pope has died"

. (who started this whole '.' thing anyways?)

In "Curious George: Tactlessness"

Politics: Liberal leaning toward socialist (Beleif that we as citizens have a social contract and resposibility to the others in our nation, beyond just making them rich or powerful) Capitalism is fine if it controlled to lessen the damage it can do to others. an unregulated market leads to preditory practices and monolithic monopolies, niether is good for capitalism as a whole. I am against and unregulated stock market, as the stock owners care not about the product or company, but only abpout their bottum line. Right now in the US we have reaped what we sowed with the arrogance of the GREED IS GOOD" phase of American economic theory, KRB, Halliburton, Enron World com Microsoft, etc etc etc.. Just like US STEEL, and the oil barons of 1000 years ago.. I firmly beleave if you become a big company then you most likely did something evil to get that way, hurt someone, cheated someone, lied or obviscated, history so far has backed me on this one. Religeon: Diest... Thanking for what I have, asking nothing, question those who say, "GOD WANTS YOU TO...." they do not have your interest in mind, but thiers. Use reason to answer why something happened, not the easy way out "GODS WILL" if it goes your way and "SATANS WILL" if it doesn't. Unlike the revealed religions, Deism makes no unreasonable claims. Money: Good job old car, Bike, enough to survive, enough to share some and save some, not enough to conspiqiously consume. (live with in means, borrow nothing, learn what you NEED is not what you WANT) Well, that being said, live well, and hurt no one...

In "A Riverside, Calif. neurologist"

If it wasn't the Wash times I would let my cynicism roam free, but lats face it they dont have a real good record of getting this stuff right...

In "I can't stop laughing at this."

His name IS undertaker so laughing would be appropo

In "The War Nerd defends the French."

ANd.. added note the french wanted their colony and plantations, not freedom for Vietnem.. If I'm wrong and you mean Korea then revise the length of our war with them, its going on 50 years now not 10......

Mr. Knickerbocker, Don't you mean Indo China? 50s were with french, with less troops and destroying less of the country side, And I do beleave Ho-Chi-Min asked us to intervene with the french to get them out, then when we said no, when to Rusia and China for help, with the caveat that Ho-Chi_Min back a socialist agenda, (Ah Lost Oppertunities)

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