In "web-less spider webs"

LMAO! I can't believe some people are still posting on this thread! I like the annual update..... I can't believe i'm still here. Since may 2008, i have gone through 4 boyfriends, packed 6 times, unpacked 5, been: a writer, student, lazy bum, homeless, miserable, depressed, ecstatic, happy, an orphan, and lonely. I've attended several punk shows, gotten smashed drunk 3 times, had a bunch of ego boosting looks and comments from people i could care less about, amused a few boyfriends, fought with a few more, and written a great amount of stream-of-consciousness garbage!

lmao. this place is wild. now i remember why i signed up for it. then lost it. but i found it again, while googleing my screen name.....

In "Holy Crap. The Most Annoying Girl In The World."

Worse than Barbie come to life. Barbie has a brain, ie, how else could she become a vet, and president? but this girl? she puts BLOND JOKES to shame!

In "At the University of Florida, you must certify that you and your partner are "Doing It"."

btw..... how do you create a new thread?

In "Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates"

summerrrrr orrrr winterrrrrr 06 i think is the next PotC. Herrrre's hopin ourrrrr fave main man is still in the cast. r.

In "History of the internet"

I like number 10 myself. Schwarza..... whosiewhatsit. He can't become prez unless he becomes a citizen... or we change the laws. haven't some of the things on this list happened? how can we go about "updating" the list? how do we get it into really useful people's hands?

In "Manties - panties for men "

OMG! LOL! If I EVER saw a real life male in those, I would thing he was a closet Drag Queen! or closet Cross Dresser. I would NEVER buy those for a guy..... unless he lost a bet. Then I might re-consider. of course, it would have to be truly humiliating......... But nah, people'd just think he was in MY panties! but then again, there not vicki's secret.......hm... this shall require some deep thought.

In "Cultural "

hmmmm...... just goes to show, no matter where you are in the world, you can find something to suit your taste. I am a firm believer in the "Collective uncouncious" also known as the Akashic Records or Akashic Plane,so therefore, by my beleifs, it stands to reason that eventually, people will gravitate and create that specific thing you seek (reggae food house). Also, if you bleive in reincarnation, that adds a whole 'nother twist to all of it.

In "Saucy Exploitation Schlock Paperback Covers Your Dad Used To Hide In Shame."

This sounded INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why, oh why, must the 'net swallow these things into the black hole named 404?

In ""

Havn't having been a member long, I take today to post comments, and do lots and lots of laughing. Oh, how glad I am to have stumbled my way into this place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In "Say Cheeeescake!"

I want to look like that... in a few years. I think the Pin Ups are Hot and Classy at the same time. And the body type I have... just have to work out a bit more. Why are there no more Mainstream looks like these?

In "At the University of Florida, you must certify that you and your partner are "Doing It"."

How about a sign that says "Just a Mi-nute, i'm doing the Di-shes". It's what my ex used to say when we were in the bathroom together..... I never REALLY wanted to ask why, I think I was too busy laughing. on the subject of same-sex marrige... isn't it illegal in the u.s.a.? And how does this affect polygamy? I know 2 religions that allow it. One allows you to have multiple husbands AND wives. The other just multiple wives. (little known fact about some witches/pagans/neopagans/wiccans, some allow multiple partner marrige, and sex with all is not always the norm.) So, by the reasoning provided above, (assuming i'm a polygimist) I must show proof that i'm married/sleeping with these people and/or sharing a bank account?

In "Psst . . . Wanna See An Exploding UFO?"

blah, blah blah. I would not be surprised if aliens are real, I read sci-fi. (look up Spider Robinson for a good read, and a bad laugh) How may times do you actually look at the SKY when driving? and at that time of day, chanes are, few people are sky watching. he saw an alien go KA-BOOM. If I had seen it, i'd go, cool, something blew up, and get back to what I was doing. oh well. I'm just an odd duck

In "Big Bat Balls = Small Bat Brains"

y'kno, there is a saying that man has 2 brains, one on his head, and one between his legs, but god only gave him enough blood to use one at a time. lol. too bad these bats can't do the same. have blood flow low for mating, and have the blood flow high when they need to get somewhere. (watch me duck and wait for something to go flying)

In "Curious Monkey Uncle George"

Congrats. I agree on avoiding Dobson, The Baby Be Useful books look cool.I have heard praise from all camps on Spock. Baby babies are tough to get sleep with, until they sleep thru the night. I vote for a lullyabye disc. Put the kid to sleep, calm the parents nerves, and will work when older. I used to be a nanny, and I found rocking to be a great help, with singing, or humming. A rocking chair would be a great gift. But in terms of books, I vote for spock.

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