In "Cupidinous George"

"o quidnunc, beeswacky, Abiezer, court-jester, heart-charmer, hell-raiser, Count on me to come round And ice you all down If you're shot in the schlong with a tazer."

"Gals I have crushed on to varying degrees: Space Kitty, Koko, medusa, Christophine, alnedra, bibliochick, mandyman, mothninja and quite possibly others. Cheers!"

"Valentine wishes to Space Kitten. Whose cuteness and verve have me smitten. Good luck with the 'op, and right back you will hop. Of this I am sure, for it's written!"

From an anonymous Monkey:

"roses are red, and so is my heart, valentines for roryk, and his great ASCII art!"

"My heart squeeees a beat every time Space Kitty is near."

"the_bone: Wishing you a truly rad Valentine's Day."

"Flongj, I think you are funny ha ha, not funny looking. Now get to work and have a productive Valentine's Day!"

"Especially loving valentine wishes of eternal bliss for: tracicle and #2 Kimberly & jim_t the quidnunc kid & kitfisto"

"Melinika, Thanks for trying to get me laid. Happy V-Day."

"Mandyman, you rock my world like a mighty tectonic correction. You leave me adrift on the liquefaction of my heart."

"My crushes know no bounds. To my virtual casanovas... BearGuy, Skrik, Mickster, Shotsy, Wedge, Kitfisto, Stynxno, Kmellis, and The [long lost] Onanist And to my virtual sexy seductresses... Tracicle, Patita, Livii, Melinika and TTNoelle Happy Valentine's Day to you all! May there be much love and chocolate in your future."

"You walk the plank o' me heart, me hearties: Medusa! Mandyman! Alnedra! Monkeybashi is #1, #1 is Monkeybashi! mothninja! the_bone & space_kitty! yentruoc! cheeky_monkey! Zanshin! Cali! ambrosia! gomichild! languagehat! Koko! Es El Queso! Wendell! flongj! Moneyjane! fish tick! SideDish! Abiezer! Hajen! mackerel! And, of course, that quiddy fellow."

for Lara: "How glad the many millions of quod corpses and simians Would be to capture me But you had such persistence, you wore down my resistance I fell and it was swell How 'bout a big and brave and handsome romeo? If I'll win you I shall never never know It's not that I'm attractive But you make my heart grow active When your tagline comes into view I've got a crush on you, Lara-pie All the day and night-time give me sigh I never had the least notion that I could fall without so much an emoticon Flinging poo, preening hair In a monkey pavillion we could share The world will pardon my mush 'cause I have got a crush on you"

"Grudging Valentine wishes to a Cantankerous Humorous Yowling Rapscallion Erudite Nuisance of a monkey!"

"Dear Quidcorpse; You give so much, and ask so little. Please be my Valentine!"

"squees for livii, mothninja, and Alnedra, the DW squee girls"

"Lara is bewitchin' I just wish I could stop itchin' Tee and Hee"

"Bibliochick: the one woman for whom I would submit to her getting medieval on my ass. And that raven hair, those lips! Mothninja: she breaks my heart like a curly-blonde Kristen Scott Thomas, smoke-wreathed and haughty as an ice princess of the north. Koko: Best post of 2005, indeed! Her sly grin wantoness is matched only by her karate chop wit. These are my Angels; if only I could be their Charlie... Happy St. Valentine's Day, Angels."

"coriolisdave: "My heart swirls for you, but backwards, because toilets swirl backwards in Australia and... aw forget it"

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