Indian school for rogue monkeys: Wildlife officials in India plan to build a special school to improve the behaviour of delinquent monkeys. [Via]

Dog Malfunction - You may have seen this YouTube clip of a hideous little stained poodle dog masticating its own tongue in a deranged manner and ululating like an angry duck with a cleft palate, well, there's also Dog Malfunction 2 (a classic which has birthed its own line of meme shoots). But now, friends, enjoy Dog Malfunction - Jazz Version. ALL YOUTUBE.

Warning: Oversize Load Ahead On a per-turbine basis, the cost of transportation and logistics generally varies from around $100,000 to $150,000, said John Dunlop, an engineer with the American Wind Energy Association.