Abandoned baby monkey now has a pigeon best-friend.

Oil or Fishing? Have both!! We missed it this year, but howzabout the first ever World Monkey Jamboree is held as part of this? Seriously though, the title speaks for itself. via OK, it's a crap post. They can't all be gems. Just don't throw that skrik at me.

If the Crap is Mine, You Will Not Fine Not satisfied with just being a murderer, OJ's now apparently giving burglary a try.

Prince Sues the Internet The amazingly talented and accomplished musician and performer is launching lawsuits against YouTube and eBay among others in order to receive more money for his works. In a show of support, Lars Ulrich plans to get sh*tfaced and break things. more inside

Kilogram weighs less than a kilo. Causes panic among scientists, coke dealers.

Fried coke makes a real splash at the fair. I mean, it was only a matter of time before someone created this efficient manner of bringing your cardiovascular system to a screeching halt.

I want epaulettes on my liberal uniform!

Online worlds to be AI incubators - Wasn't that a Hawkwind album?

Fight for kisses may disturb you or make you chuckle. Either way it's a catchy advert that will get your attention. I'm rooting for the dad. Just sayin'