Make your own Rheopectic slime in less than 15 minutes - This, of course, does not apply to the quidnunc kid, who exudes the stuff naturally from his skin*, like a freakin' hagfish. *He actually sells it on Ebay to pay for his tanning-booth addiction more inside

England welcomes first female Beefeater Moira Cameron, a 38-year-old from Argyll, Scotland, will serve as one of the Yeoman Warders, the body that protects the crown jewels. more inside

The mother who suckles pet monkey. Lucky or unlucky monkey?