Eww Eww Eww It's a chewing gum tree Why can't they put it under the table like everyone else? more inside

How well do you really get along with your friends, co-workers, family, Mofites? Create a group, or join the newly created Monkeyfilter group*! more inside

Dancing with the (almost) stars. Featured on the new edition of Dancing With the Stars -- one Heather Mills. Which is cruel, or brilliant, or both. (Also: Cliff Claven!)

God I love Tiny Tim (youtubesssss)

Pet Food Recall This is probably just for USian pets, but Menu Foods Income Fund, which is apparently the name of a pet food manufacturer that contracts for many different brands has recalled a large number of dog & cat foods. Visit the list to make sure you don't have any in your pantry. This is also probably as good a time as any to remind you that your dog wants steak.

Japanese Toilet Training Video [Kinda NSFW, youtube] There are no words.