Pop Culture Translator "I'm capable. Of preparing you. For sex. Just let me be dad. You can be mom." Fifty Cent, Ozzy Osbourne, Gollum, and even Irish Mickey deciphered at last. [video clips with sound]

Diggingest Dog is Archaeologist - finds Neolithic stone axe, retrieves it, drops it on owner's foot.

BlackBerry Orphans - "The growing use of email gadgets is spawning a generation of resentful children. A look at furtive thumb-typers, the signs of compulsive use and how kids are fighting back." more inside

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Here we go ....a smoke crescent hangs over eastern Victoria. This may be the worst weekend ever. more inside