Want Gmail account! Beggarious G-mail George. I opened a gmail account some time ago but i lost track of it and never used it. It is lost in the woods somewhere gathering twigs for food. I want to open another one. I promise to take good care of it and feed it right. Could someone send me an invite. Puhleeze.

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Cross reactive allergens Forget about these if you are allergic to these. more inside

The Fizz Cup AMAZING NEW PRODUCT!! more inside

Fryers and flyers The efficacious use of vegetable products by sapient beings is impressive. Popeye and Olive Oyl rejoice.

US TV networks have lowest ratings ever. They say it was because it was the 4th of July weekend. However, let's see what was on US Netowrk television at 8pm eastern tonight: really crappy talent shows and a show searching for models. Sure, the holiday is to blame for the poor ratings. It has nothing to do with crappy look-a-like programming...

In da Bginnin While you may be aware of the ongoing project to translate a Klingon version of the bible, the curious Hieroglyphick Bible, and even the lovely children's Scratch and Sniff Bible Storybook, is the world ready for the SMS bible? more inside