The male obsession with size appears to be universal. And while we're at it, the lengths some humans will go to find the shed sexual ornaments of elk. more inside

Ghosts & Goolies. For a kick in the goolies, who ya gonna call? This lot? Collingwood should get stuffed. Or ya could try: This. Ya never know with a Collingwood. Prolly all that pigeon crap on it's bonce, Coulda caused a pan-universal incident.

Curious George: not geeky enough. Help with JavaScript? more inside

bugchasers and givers make strange union "There was a young man in town that I found very attractive and we talked online several times. We ended up having sex and he told me that, you know, he didn't really care. He was actually looking for it," more inside

Do you know where your towel is? Today is Towel Day, in honor of Douglas Adams.... Be a hoopy frood and bring yours with you everywhere; you never know when you might need it.

Write zombie haiku and win! Yeah, you could win something, I can't remember what. But hey! Zombie haiku! Get practicing! more inside