It's Pi Day! That's right, because of the quirks of the calendar, today, 3/14, is Pi Day! Geddit? Though I guess to be totally accurate, it should have happened once, in 1592. (3.141592...) Anyway, you can brighten your friends' day with Pi day songs, send Pi day greeting cards, make fun Pi jewelry, have pi recitations and pi(e)-eating contests and generally do any number of things that will ensure your continued celibacy. Hooray for Pi! Whoohoo! more inside

The blonde in Blondie no longer blonde. And there's a whole bunch of infighting amongst the new inductees of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, as usual. Full marks to the Pistols for staying true to, well, to something, anyway. more inside

Democrats Suck more inside

aaargh plop n. the sound that a cat with avian-flu makes when it falls out of a tree.

Musicfilter: The follow-up to Queensrÿche's magnum opus, 18 years later. Due out April 4th. more inside

You might want to consider divorce when... "A Mexican husband and wife were recovering separately after a marital spat got out of control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and hurling homemade bombs.

MST3Kinfo is a pretty damned good spot to ease your MST3K news joneses, if you're still having them. Episode listings, tape/DVD trading and regular updates pertaining to the myriad numbnuts who starred and otherwise participated in the MSTied movies. more inside

Scientology Claims Another Victim Apparently Isaac Hayes is a nutjob Scientologist, and the Tom Cruise in the closet episode was too much for him, so he's quitting the show.